Yes, I bid on the Brass Monkey Sit Down Dress and, YES, I LOST. I wasn't planning to announce this until I had received all of my grants and funding, but I am in the process of creating The Real Housewives Library and Museum. As soon as this dress was put up for auction, I knew it could be the centerpiece of the New York City collection. It is arguably the most significant piece of clothing in the franchise, and I had planned to have it carefully preserved in order for it to be studied by Real Housewives scholars all over the world. But someone outbid me.
When I lost, we all lost. I weep for the loss of this artifact, and for the invaluable knowledge that will never be gleaned from its green angora fibers. What saddens me the most is that the dress is probably on its way to some wealthy socialite who sees this all as a joke, who will treat the dress carelessly and without appreciation.
Ebay tells me "don't give up" and I won't, not until I know that this dress is in safe hands. If anyone has an idea of the location of this dress, please email me at scentedglossymagazines[at]gmail.com. The person who is able to offer me any clues leading to the dress will be receive a special plaque in The Kelly Bensimon Courtyard for Learning and Rully Rully Fun Times, a lush outdoor area near the museum's cafeteria. This dress needs to be in The Real Housewives Library and Museum where it belongs. Thank you.
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