Thursday
Mar042010
Double-header tonight!
Thursday, March 4, 2010 And I'm not talking about the writhing, drunken monster that is Raquel and Alexa Curtin. Oh, no! Tonight we are blessed with the Real Housewives of Orange County finale that no one really cares about (except me?) and then the long-awaited premiere of Season 3 of the Real Housewives of New York City.
Personally, I cannot wait for a good healthy dose of Kelly Bensimon's gibberish (get a taste of it here), and I plan to make this face:
at least 7 times tonight.
We'll reconvene here after it all goes down!
Click below for the latest RHOC radio recap with Mason of Seattle's Movin 92.5 (warning: Missouri will be DEFENDED.)
Reader Comments (30)
I care!!! I've been talking about it all the live long day!! I wish they made it a triple threat. The O.C. finale episode, the NYC preview and then O.C reunion show. A bugger to recap I'm sure but how fun to watch all in one night?!!
i don't believe that jill really likes kelly. impossible.
I saw each of the available RHONY previews on Hulu and Bravo and I realized that I fucking hate Bethenney. I will go to my grave knowing that Kelly doesn't deserve to be trashed by her at every opportunity or called crazy by malicious, jealous ("Of what?" - I agree, but fundamentally Bethenney doesn't), coozey Bethenney. Kelly is superdaft but it seems to be a perfectly understandable reaction to try and explain that you feel scared being around people who are constantly eviscerating you - how classic that Bethenney will shriek and scream at her to leave in response. It looks like this season Bethenney has her sights set on LuAnn and Jill, too -- the common link in all this poison is Bethenney.
...and Bethenney is going to be a horrific narcissist of a mother and fuck her kid(s) up psychologically in a huge way. Count on it.
---and, and: I'm dying for RHOOC tonight. The Tamra/Simon preview: whoah.
i am beside myself with poop filled pants.
I'm so ready to shut the door on what has become "The Real House-less Wives of OC"! Gimme some Kellytime!
I have had Phill Collins stuck in my head all day...."tonight, tonight, tonight, whoaaaaahhh".
welcome back nyc.
now if nyc prep would just come back, life would be pure bliss.
anon-desperatehousewife.blogspot.com/
@anony --
Ditto on all counts. Never understood the Bethenny love.
SPOILER-ish: Kelly, improved?
SGM,
You are our promised leader of all that is RH, out with the OC and ring in the NY, I just got some primo smoke for NY!
Muffy Love
HAHAHA that picture: perfection
I am so happy I found this blog just in time.
Joining you and your readers for the ride.
My dogs and I are in our jammies, teeth brushed, faces moisturized, cozy on the sofa......counting down the minutes!!
There goes any possibility of posting on my blog tonight.
You guys, THE DRESSES! Everyone's lady parts are hanging out.
I'm watching it and I just have to say this before it drives me crazy-
Is Bethenny looking more and more like Michael Jackson? No? Is it just me?
No, Elisa, it's not just you. I couldn't put my finger on it but you're close. What's with her eyes looking all doe eyed and sleepy? And her square looking jaw line? She really is a bitch. Period.
Oh, Bobby Zarin...my favorite man. I'm so glad he's doing well. And my once love for Bethenney is almost gone, the whole schmoozin' with the boyfriend kind of makes me ill. Our relationship...our relationship yada yada yada. He seems quite nice, though. Jill will always be Jill though, which is why I absolutely love her. This was cetainly an excellent premiere.
Bethenny's baby daddy = Patrick Bateman
Who saw the Andy Cohen show afterward? What did Bethenny do to her eyebrows? She looks like The Joker.
I missed the show! Is there somewhere I can watch it on-line?
I was thinking I did not like Bethenny either until I watched the episode last night. I think crazy Ramona was onto something with the "underdog" comment. Jill is needy, wants to be needed and likes drama. It is obvious that she cannot handle the fact that B no longer needs her (successful career, good relationship, not much to cry on her shoulders for).
Oh god Ramoner! She is bipolar and delusional. Poor thing but I would not want to be around her...
We did not see much of Alex and it really does not matter. Do not like her but I guess I like Luann the least. Not a good person, jaded, mean, insecure, yikes!!!
I would hate have the burden of being Jill's friend..it's like she expects you to open a vein for her or something. Geez.. You gotta have some boundaries. My best friends go on vaca all the time and I sure as hell don't EXPECT an invite! If I get one, fine..if not, I don't think they're not my friend! Ease up Jill!! You ..ummm...need a hobby?
Alexa needs to be taken away from her parents, NOW!!!!!!!!!
I loved how Laurie made Gretchen squirm when they talked about her relationship with Slade.
Didn't get a chance to watch RHONY yet.
Looking forward to your official update!!!
O.K. it's 100% OFFICIAL. I HATE Simon. What a completely mean, insecure, immature ASSHOLE of ASSHOLES! From the get go with the critical and mean spirited comments to Tamra about her outfits? He took that whole thing WAY to far. I woulda left his ass home after all that bullshit. And then the low blows about her parenting in the limo? Then the passive-aggressive crap before entering the party? The childish shit talking inside the party? And THEN! The crazy, scary "you're not talking about what happened in limo ARE you?" moment? There's some deep, scary shit going down with that guy.I'll admit Tamra can go off the deep end sometimes with her mouth, etc. but that guy seems moments away from being "restraining order" scary. Eeeesh....
Alexis' mom (sorry not sure what the plural is) = madame puppet .... google it!
And Bethenny sure didn't find Jill's friendship so smothering last summer when she LIVED at Jill's Hamptons house!
Oh, no!! I missed the premiere of RHONY because I was watching "To Have and Have Not!" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where can I see it now?
I'm pretty sure Alexis seems older because of her maturity and wisdom that can only come from age.