The results to the extremely complicated Flipping Out Charity Fundraiser and/or Drinking Game have been calculated.
After the following people pay their $10 to charity, they will magically and instantaneously become charter members of Jeff Lewis' Karmic Angels:
LLM
Zakary
Jenn
Gayhooker (he didn't officially commit but I'm hoping that this will pressure him into it)
Sarah
Minus 75
Tinki
Style & Grace (pressure!)
SGM
Kathryn
(if you don't already have a pet charity, get on that shit! Here are a few national ones with high ratings: Susan G Komen for the Cure, The Humane Society, Big Brothers Big Sisters. For more, see charitynavigator.com.)
Congratulations! Thank you all so much for playing. For those of you who didn't play, it's not too late. Leave me a comment if you'd like to donate $10 and belong to the club too. Here is the breakdown:
EVENTS
1. Jeff pops a breath mint or uses binaca/breath spray. No, but SO CLOSE. Sarah squirts some binaca in her mouth, offers some to Jeff who accepts the offer but the scene ends before he actually squirts.
2. Jeff says the word "feelings." No. He's finished with feelings.
3. Jett wears his hair in a bun or topknot. No, just the standard pony.
4. Sarah chews gum. DUH. Easy money. $1
5. Jenni wears her glasses. Yes. $1
6. Jeff says the words "Vlad" and the word "liar" or any derivative thereof in the same scene. No. No Vlad (in person, at least) at all in this episode (thank you Bravo editors).
7. Zoila says "Jeffrey." No. But I did love it when she mutters "what a bad boy!" about him.
8. Tears from anyone. No. Almost tears from JLew himself, which was VERY unexpected, not to mention upsetting. He was talking about not knowing if he'd be at another party of Chloe's again. He had to look away from the camera to compose himself.
I just ate a Kit-Kat (fun size) and some Smarties to help myself deal with this.
9. Trace makes an appearance. Yes, mysterious as ever. $1
10. Dale is silent for the entire episode. Dale speaks! Jeff asked Ryan (jokingly)(I think) if Dale was bipolar, but I would actually diagnose Dale as being clinically depressed. Or he's just nervous/pissed that his life is a spectacle thanks to Ryan and Jeff. $1
11. Jenni or Jeff says the word "date." No.
12. Chaz makes an appearance. Yes. His segment (as well as Buena Park) was one big commercial for Jeff Lewis Design. $1
13. Jeff takes a sip of a drink. YES. Of course, yes. $1
Look at all of those straws!
14. Anyone wears a hat. Yes, Jenni. Ballcap when she was practicing for her lizard act. Did you all love that as much as I did? Jenni is a Good Person. $1
15. Jeff curses (evidenced by the bleep). Many times. My favorite was when he discovered that 3 year old Chloe's party didn't have valet and said "what a shit party this is," to Zoila. $1
16. Jeff fires someone, anyone. No, although I thought he was going to murder the workers who were napping in the front yard of his new client.
17. Jeff talks to any of his realtors, on the phone or in person. Yes. $1
18. Jeff drops the price of Valley Oak. YES. Then someone puts in a pretty decent offer. Then he decides he doesn't want to sell it. Then he asks his realtor/sister-in-law (who apparently busted her ass on this listing) to stay for drinks to celebrate. I'm pretty sure that off-camera, she kicked him in the balls. $1
19. Ryan rolls his eyes. Technically, no. But I am SURE he did off-camera, when Jeff called him to see if he would sell Jeff his "embryos on ice."
20. Jeff wears the green Lacoste shirt (SO SEXY). NO. But did you see the white shirt with the white alligator? Very nice.
Love and spider bombs to you all!