Who wants to talk about healthcare reform?

"But Sheree, we need to ban the underwriting practices that have made private insurance unaffordable. Now where the fuck is my Chardonnay?"

Yep. 

1.  This is exactly why Jessie never should have done NYC Prep.  Mark my words, she will never recover.

2.  Lisa Wu Hartwell and Ed get the boot from their home yet somehow have the cash to buy a 10 acre property.  I need to meet their financial planner!

3.  The tequila business is not doing well.

4.  Big Papa is really Teeny Tiny Papa with a great big crib.  Aw!

5.  Kim's 911 call.  Desperate, illogical, retarded, etc.

We're going to need to see some tax returns, Kim

Did you see Watch What Happens last night?  NeNe is Andy's clubhouse guest, and Kim calls in, guns blazing, during the last 20 seconds of the show.  What to do?!  Andy is bouncing around in his chair, devastated that there's no time for the confrontation, but he keeps the cameras rolling for Bravotv.com.  What unfolds is a masterful ass-chewing:

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What a treat for the ears, especially when NeNe calls Kim a trashbox (so apt) and tells her to "go to bed, Wig!"  I do wish NeNe would have piped down for a second to let Kim explain where she got her "substantial income" before she started dating Big Papa.  Maybe she was a professional smoker?  Drug mule? (her tits are ENORMOUS).  Top Level Executive for a slutty circus?

She's so full of crap.  And plastic.

Have a excellent weekend!

P.S.  For a dramatic reading of Cop Without a Badge (performed by NeNe), please go here.

For the sexy RSS feed crowd!

**If you don't use RSS or have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about, then please ignore this post.**

For the rest of you, I am a too stupid to live.  I won't go into details except to say that if this is the first time you've heard from me this week, then you need to resubscribe to this blog AGAIN {big SIGH}.  Be sure to visit the actual blog and then subscribe through there.  This time, it will actually show up as "Scented Glossy Magazines" instead of "Blog."

I swear to God, if I screw up the feed again, I will personally send you all a Pocahontas Disco bangle from Kelly Bensimon's stupid-ass jewelry collection.

Please allow me to distract you/make it up to you with this:

So much better than Adam Corolla, don't you think?

Asking the tough questions

Adam Carolla. Assuming both of you were single, would you do him?

My answer:  When I listen to his podcast, PROBABLY/YES.  When I see his picture, NO.  And you?  Tell the truth.

(Just a word about RHOA.  There will be no recap for last week's episode.  I KNOW.  Totally irresponsible, but my real life is kicking my internet life's ARSE right now.  I'll be on track for next week.  Hopefully.)

Warning: watching this video clip will make your heart RACE

(click through to the blog if you can't see it)

GOD, I just want to give Rach a big crushing hug full of l-o-v-e. But she would (quite literally) die. So instead I will give it to Rodge for the "what uuuuuuuuuuuuup" at 0:06.  !!!  And how vavavoooooooooom is Liv Tyler?  There is so much squealing going on inside of my head right now. 

Season 2 of The Rachel Zoe Project premieres August 25 (note the change from August 24).  Follow her on Twitter and be sure to check her website--the first installment of The Zoe Report comes out today.

Work til you drop or your ulcer makes you stop, sweet bitches!

Thanks, Megan.  I'm betting you'll bump into RZ later on today.