For the sexy RSS feed crowd!

**If you don't use RSS or have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about, then please ignore this post.**

For the rest of you, I am a too stupid to live.  I won't go into details except to say that if this is the first time you've heard from me this week, then you need to resubscribe to this blog AGAIN {big SIGH}.  Be sure to visit the actual blog and then subscribe through there.  This time, it will actually show up as "Scented Glossy Magazines" instead of "Blog."

I swear to God, if I screw up the feed again, I will personally send you all a Pocahontas Disco bangle from Kelly Bensimon's stupid-ass jewelry collection.

Please allow me to distract you/make it up to you with this:

So much better than Adam Corolla, don't you think?

Comments

[Cut low]

I think when SGM is doing the tech work for her blog she must look exactly like Our Lady of Gibberish in the picture on SGM's blog.

[VH]

Thanks SGM. I figured it out yesterday. I hadn't heard a peep from you and thought that was strange, so I resubscribed and all was well again. BTW, love the Lewis!

[SGM]

It's true, Cut low (aka FRANK).

VH, I am counting the days until The Lew. Mmmmmm.

[Chateau de Lu]

If we already own the Pocahontas Disco Bangle is there an alternative gift?

[Harvey Millstein, Certified Interior Decorator]

I love that even Frank refers to you as "SGM." You're so enigmatic, like a Bond villain.

[mtchell]

between the "enhanced" lips, the weave, and that essential touch of crazy, Jeff Lewis would make an excellent member of the bravo housewife tribe....

[SGM]

Lucinda, yes. I would be happy to give you a blank stare instead.

Harv, he doesn't even know my real name.

mtchell, pitch this to Andy Cohen, asap.

[anonymous]

From the previews, it looks like Jeff is really going to be playing to the camera this season.