Wednesday
Aug052009
Asking the tough questions
Wednesday, August 5, 2009 
Adam Carolla. Assuming both of you were single, would you do him?
My answer: When I listen to his podcast, PROBABLY/YES. When I see his picture, NO. And you? Tell the truth.
(Just a word about RHOA. There will be no recap for last week's episode. I KNOW. Totally irresponsible, but my real life is kicking my internet life's ARSE right now. I'll be on track for next week. Hopefully.)
Reader Comments (9)
His teeth are huge! Like, I’m thinking he may have to use a squeegee to clean them. He also has a (self admitted) problem of excessive sweating and I am willing to bet that he is probably really hairy, so ewww, probably not. Curious though, what is revealed in his podcast? Does he claim he can eat the cat like a champ? What did he say that flipped your switch?
Eat the cat like a champ! Oooh, I am totally using that, and I shall give you credit, M.
I just think he's so funny, especially when he's uncensored. BUT, he does talk too much--his guests barely get a word in edgewise. Then there is the issue of the hair (the eyebrows!), the teeth and the sweat. I used to think that personality could trump looks, but now I'm not so sure. (btw, I know you're wondering--Frank is both funny and HOT. Mmmmmmm.)
How drunk am I in this scenario?
Bleh. He's not attractive and his whiney voice is really annoying. So....that's a big fat no from me. Sah-rey Adam.
mtchell, you're going to have to tell us where the line is. Do him at 3 drinks? 6?
Jenn, I understand.
Am I the only one who thinks he's funny? Wait, am I the only woman who thinks he's funny?
YES! i haven't even listened to the podcast yet and my answer is yes. i LOVE this guy. he's hilarious and handy. i love everything about him. the hairy everything, the giant teeth. he's a man. Early Man, yes... but, so funny and sexy. and i miss his rants in the morning.
He looks good at certain angles, for a few seconds at a time. (I feel the same way about Rachel Zoe though. If she had mousy brown hair, everyone would immediately see how plain, even sometimes homely, her face is.)
Oh my gosh...I LOVE Adam. I've loved him since he did the voices on Kevin and Bean on KROQ in Los Angeles. He actually looks much more handsome in person (I saw him at a charity event at his house last May). Swoon.
Oh me too, love him! I think he is hilar and would totally do him too!