A tip o' my hat to you.
Thursday, August 19, 2010 
My darlings,
I'm finished with the blog. I've been a stay-at-home mom for the duration of Scented Glossy Magazines and now I'm ready to go back to work. Also, I'm just kind of tapped out on most of these shows, you know?
Many thanks to all of you for reading, making your smart-ass comments and emailing me with breaking news. We are kindred spirits, and I will miss you. Who will I tell when Frank brings me my In Style magazine from the mailbox, saying "that new housewife, the OC one, is on the cover"?
Good try, Frank. Good try.
Thanks to Frank for letting me dominate the tv; thanks to Harvey Millstein, CID for giving me my valances for free because they are 15 months late; and thanks to my real life bff and back-up life partner Susie, who will now be forced to listen to me talk about all of these shows in person.
It's been so much fun. Love to you all. xxxxoooo
Reader Comments (184)
Nooooooooo!!! First it was Miss In Your Business then Decorno and now SGM!! I can't take it.
Dang. I will miss your very witty blog. Who will I steal my comments from now??? I hope your job has something to do with writing--you really should be doing that full time. Best of luck.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW..... Cant you just update once in a while with what you are up to?
Thanks for the laughs!!!!!!! Your Blog will be missed.
Oh no! I just found you and sent your blog name to everyone I know! You are HI larious! Makes watching those stupid shows so much better. You have such a gift!!!! If you're not going to write the blog anymore, write a book!!!! Soooo sad :(
Nooooooooo!!! First it was Miss In Your Business then Decorno and now SGM!! I can't take it.
Dead on: The three funniest, smartest, most charming blogs.
I think we're at the end of blogging. All we're left with are the imitators.
What? You are going off and leaving me to be a top level executive? And I suppose that you expect me to respect your top? Do I have to call up Pookie and them up to come over and whoop your ass? Seriously? What did you say? I need to be checked? Who gonna check me, Boo? Whatever happened to customer service?
SGM, you are a true talent. I hope that you make buckets of money doing something that thrills you and fills you! I can't thank you enough for making me laugh so hard. You make my little, dark, sarcastic sense of humor sing out daily in glee. I will miss you dearly. How 'bout you just say something here when you feel like it.
You have some amazing readers too. MFAMB, Harvey M, Gayhooker, the Anons, Boo [good luck to you, girl!] and so many more. I'll miss every one of them too.
Oh, and I think I will only be happy to learn that you are A. working for Bravo B. Jeff's new house assistant, or C. replacing that bitch 'Roomba'.
I'm so sad...love you SGM!
Noooooo! Say it ain't so.
Nothing will be the same, my sister and I always text, Did you read SGM?,
you have made us laugh more times
then I can count and I will surely miss your presence in the blogasphere.
Good luck with your real job!
Maybe we can all pay you to stay around???
:-)
This is terrible news. Please reconsider. Your blog makes me pee in my pants. In a good way.
OMFG! I feel as if I am loosing mbff. Who will I run right to read about all the crazy drama on all the crazy shows ???? You just put a needle trough my heart. Maybe we could all paypal you to keep writing.
so sorry to hear that you are leaving, SGM! I have so enjoyed your humor! and yes, like all your other fans, I hope you come back, even if sporadically. All the best to you.
I hope slaving over this blog for the last few years has provided you a job with Jeff Lewis. I hope at the very least, he has hired you to wax Zoila's pubes. If so, promise you will come back and tell us ALL ABOUT IT. (not so much the pube part) Thanks for all your hard work and yes, if it means keeping you, I would throw a buck or two your way!
Seems to me, SGM, that you are thinking only of yourself in this situation. What about us? Dont we matter? Come on. Is this an April Fool's joke in August? You are a shining star and the rest of the blogs ARE imitations. Good luck to you. Holla when you find work.
OMG. Like I'm not sad enuff tonight- and now I read this? Bloody hell! You will be missed. ALOT!!!
I truly heart you SGM. You have brightened my day on my than one occasion and also helped reduce my anxiety level in ways that even the Lexapro cannot.
My hat is off to you darling!
Well, now. That just sucks. Are you abso-tootly sure that you couldn't find a smidgen of a moment on, say, a Saturday or Sunday, to at least give us a couple of lines of snark perfection??
Damn.
I am crying. seriously! Yours is the ONLY blog I have on my bookmark bar....FOREVER!.... And the ONLY one i regularly check in with baited breath waiting for the next post...... I am going to be waring all black today in memoriam ...... sniff sniff.....
I hope you enjoy your new venture, I was a stay at home mom also until this last year and did the same thing. Please feel free to maybe give us all some quarterly updates so we can all have enjoy your humor and insight time to time.....xoxoxo.....will miss u~!
sucks. this simply sucks. loved your blog. laughed... a lot. i hope you'll reconsider occasional posts, i don't know if the shows are worth watching without your recaps? bravo better watch their back.
Life as I know it is officially over. OVAH, I says! <shaking fist at the sky> Can we make a little deal here, at least? If there's ever a sequel to "Date My Ex", would you stage a comeback and do the recap? In the meantime, all the best to you and Frank!
Barb
Thank you for softening the blow of leaving with a final picture of Frank's butt. It is now my wallpaper.
Miss you, love you, mean it
Franks butt: SUBLIME. Ok, now you are allowed to go. Live long and prosper SGM.
i thought we were both deadbeats for life, and feel betrayed by you in an odd way.
now i'm questioning everything!
you are so talented and smart, and i know you will make gobs of money whatever you decide to do.
bravo sucks...perfect timing.
miss you already, sgm. good luck.
To my incredible wife,
I am so proud of you for having shown the world what a talented, smart and funny woman you are. I am blessed to get to enjoy all of your wit and charm on a daily basis. You are the best blogger, friend and wife I could imagine.
Love,
Frank
aw dang. I've loved reading Scented Glossy Magazine. You've made me laugh and howl and I'm really going to miss your writing. Thank you for entertaining me all these months. bye.