A tip o' my hat to you.
Thursday, August 19, 2010 
My darlings,
I'm finished with the blog. I've been a stay-at-home mom for the duration of Scented Glossy Magazines and now I'm ready to go back to work. Also, I'm just kind of tapped out on most of these shows, you know?
Many thanks to all of you for reading, making your smart-ass comments and emailing me with breaking news. We are kindred spirits, and I will miss you. Who will I tell when Frank brings me my In Style magazine from the mailbox, saying "that new housewife, the OC one, is on the cover"?
Good try, Frank. Good try.
Thanks to Frank for letting me dominate the tv; thanks to Harvey Millstein, CID for giving me my valances for free because they are 15 months late; and thanks to my real life bff and back-up life partner Susie, who will now be forced to listen to me talk about all of these shows in person.
It's been so much fun. Love to you all. xxxxoooo
Reader Comments (184)
SGM -
I too, am sad that you cannot continue but I totally understand.
I wish all the happiness and luck in the world!
I hope Frank's butt keeps up the good work in making you happy!
I hope you really enjoy those valances! 'Cause I don't think he'll be sending you anything else for free now! ;-)
If you ever want to VENT to another reality show addict - feel free to email me at MaryforArbonne@aol.com.
Hugs and Kisses -
Mary
These comments read like a High school year book. ha! I sometimes watch the shows just so i could read your blog and laugh. Laughter is our natural prosac. I expect to have SGM withdrawls. I'll miss your blogs terribly. I will probably continue my Bravo addiction but not as religiously as before. Hopefully you will change your mind. Come back and blog when things are really funny!
Should you get a paying blog job notify us ASAP!
Did you, Danielle and Binta record a hit song together? Maybe you're heading up the Life With Vicki cruises now? Have you left Frank for Big Poppa or are going to promote Zoila's bikini waxing franchises? I hope you're leaving us for some noble cause like those! I know I've got it: Bravo is going to do a reality show on you--a funny woman who writes a blog about Bravo shows and her cute husband Frank--right?? I will miss you!!!
I have a few ideas for supplemental income. just ask.
I have been a long time reader of your blog and enjoyed it immensely, this is my first comment. Best of luck to you and thanks for brightening my days these last few years with your wit and sarcasm. I am a better person because of you.
Im with KC, PPPPPUUUUULLLEEEAAAASSSSEEEEE post one last pick of Franks butt. Seriously, it has to be done.
Best of luck! You did good!!
It's all that fucking Andy Cohen's fault. Despite his glorious chest hair, Bravo has jumped the shark, and THIS IS THE FALL-OUT! DO YOU HEAR THAT ANDY! SGM's wickedly funny verbal evisceration of the characters was better than the DAMN SHOWS!
Uh, seriously SGM, why can't you get a cubicle whore job like the rest of us...giving you plenty of time to surf the internet, write a blog, manage a small ebay empire, and carry on email affairs with various lesbians throughout the world.
OMG. Please tell us you're joking! I don't know what I'll do without your re-caps. :( This is a sad sad day.
CHRIST ON HIS THROWN! Say it isnt so? Im gonna choose to believe that Bravo finally realized what a gem you were and hired you to write for them but you have to keep it on the DL. Promise you will let us know. You are too talented to work in an stuffy office for The Man. All my love.
:-( I am sad ...............best of luck in your new endeavors, gonna miss the whole I gotta lay down and eat some pringles...
SGM,
You will truly be missed. As a (basically) retired blogger myself, I know it becomes a chore as the years drag on. Thanks for the memories and all the laughs!
xoxo,
BA
I'm wishing you all the best, even though I'm hurt you're leaving the blog. You've been the highlight of this Bravo Reality TV lovers day! You'll be missed LOADS!
Oh NO! I'm too sad to try to come up with a witty comment. I hope you are heading somewhere spectacular if you are leaving us. I don't do the "reader feed" thing but I'm keeping SGM bookmarked to keep checking back Just In Case!
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP. f*ck
This day totally sucks first my cat eats my weed and then I found out that you are leaving us for a real life. Just when I thought that you would be around to discuss the murder of Michaele by Tareq, who hides her skinny body in the vineyard and then tells 48 Hours Mystery that he unequivocally did not murder his anorexic wife.
SGM, you are by far the best writer that I have ever come across, and I will miss your writing terribly.
Is it possible that one day you will come out of retirement? One can wish upon the starts, can't she?
Muffy Love
This is one of the saddest days ever! You are such a great writer---I believe you have the best sense of humor on the Interweb.
I'm going to miss you!
i feel terribly sad. it's hard to do this, i know. but i am just so gutted emily. i will miss you. rully rully miss you.
crying scary over the top my dad was abusive to me mother ramoner tears right now...
love forever,
jenny
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I understand you gotta do what you gotta do, but at least stop by MBB and leave me random hilarious comments from time to time. Perhaps Kip Winger and his chest hair says it best:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1knO1Ip9oEg
I will miss you!
Shannan
So sad....You are so damn funny and I have loved your posts!
Thanks for the laughs and lots of luck in all that comes your way. Maybe you can post once and awhile?
xxoo
Your blog has been a source of endless entertainment and delicious snarkiness. Thanks for sacrificing valuable brain cells in your efforts to watch Bravo's extensive reality catalogue and report back to us with such gusto! Best of luck as you reenter the outside working world. Cheers!
Well, I'm too darn sad to even try to be funny or snarky. Ditto to all the lovely things that have been said about you.
This blog AND it's commentators have been such a gift to me. Best wishes and love to you all!! Blah, I hate goodbyes. Sniff...sniff.
Bitch, please! Really? Reallly? Really. Sad stuff but I will survive and will be better for knowing you in the blogging world.
just came back to see if it was all a joke. nope. fuck you.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Me again. I just want to say how much I have also loved seeing some of my other favorite bloggers in these comments.
MFAMB
Petunia Face (I think she comments here?)
MODG
Pretty on the Outside
NOW WHAT?! I hate goodbyes too. Bleh.
xo