A tip o' my hat to you.
Thursday, August 19, 2010 
My darlings,
I'm finished with the blog. I've been a stay-at-home mom for the duration of Scented Glossy Magazines and now I'm ready to go back to work. Also, I'm just kind of tapped out on most of these shows, you know?
Many thanks to all of you for reading, making your smart-ass comments and emailing me with breaking news. We are kindred spirits, and I will miss you. Who will I tell when Frank brings me my In Style magazine from the mailbox, saying "that new housewife, the OC one, is on the cover"?
Good try, Frank. Good try.
Thanks to Frank for letting me dominate the tv; thanks to Harvey Millstein, CID for giving me my valances for free because they are 15 months late; and thanks to my real life bff and back-up life partner Susie, who will now be forced to listen to me talk about all of these shows in person.
It's been so much fun. Love to you all. xxxxoooo
Reader Comments (184)
I'll miss you! This is one of my favorite blogs. Good luck with work and all the best to you. Thanks for the laughs.
Somewhere Kelly B. is breathing a sigh of relief at this horrible news.
I can't even count how many times I laughed out loud at your posts, and that's coming from someone who rarely watched any of these shows. Bravo just lost one of it's best promoters.
Good luck in whatever you try next.
This is very sad news! I love your snarky comments and I will miss them. But good luck, I am sure you will be successful in your adventures. And you can alway be glad you aren't crazy Kelly B.
I am devastated and I really hope you are joking. But if not, good luck to you and thanks so much for all your snarkiness!
Long time reader, first time commenter. I am so sorry you are leaving the blogging world -- you have such wit & talent. You're like the cheshire cat in Bravo's Wonderland and we will be dazed & baffled Alices without you :)
(blubbering all over this harpsichord-print fabric now)
Love you, baby.
HM, CID
I'm going to miss your posts! SGM was one of my favorite blog reads.
Say it isn't so! I love love love reading your comments, but it's true. the shows are growing old. Still, though, can't we work something out???
SGM,
You are one in a million - a TEN! And one of the funniest, most charming people I have ever known.
I am positive that you will be famous writer/Bravo correspondent one day. When that happens, you better introduce me to Oprah.
xoxo
PS - trying not be hurt that I wasn't mentioned in the thanks section. Harvey always gets everything - that little bitch.
This makes me so very sad. Your blog is the first thing I check every morning. Perhaps instead of writing a blog, you can just upload new pictures of Frank's butt every now and then.
Good luck on your new adventure! You will be fabulous. And, as I tell my kids, make one new friend a day.
'Tis a sad day...have fun in everything you set out to do, and continue being your fabulous self, I know you will be.
Love, Britt
I'm sad, but totally understand. I always enjoyed reading your blog, your wit is amazing. Best of luck to you in the future, you will be missed!!!
Is this April Fool's Day? First it turns out the KFC chicken-skin sandwich was a hoax; now SGM is checking out? Unacceptable.
I will really miss you! I refreshed relentlessly after every RH show waiting for your updates. Boo. *sniff*
No no no!!!! I won't survive without your bracing recaps!
Good luck, you will be missed. Of course there's always the Reunion show right?
Seriously? I mean, really, SERIOUSLY? You're stopping? But I only just recently found your blog! I haz a sad.
I will need a moment to process this. I have to say SGM, you have been one of my favorite bloggers and I will dearly miss your commentary on all these trashy shows. You spun it better than anyone else. I have one for you and I am fighting back tears as I type it.....mazel. xoxo
This is like the 14th saddest day of my entire life.
Keep in touch, I miss you already.
xo.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! No No No No NO! I won't let you. I'm sad, I'm mad, I'm confused. Maybe SGM was too big a part of my life anyways. Hopefully this will force me to take interest in something other than Bravo Television thus makeing me better at conversing with others. So for that, and your undying wit and humor, I thank you SGM. You have provided me more entetainment and laughs than you'll ever know and I wish you luck and happiness on your next adventure!
If Trace and Brad find true love together and make a reality show out of their surrogate experience (when they have twins, a la NPH), will you come back to commentate?
Pretty please?
I'm sure you'll rock it in the real world. So until "Brad Hearts Trace" hits the tube, all the very best and thanks for the laughs SGM!
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
I AM still home w a baby and whenever I've had a tough day, you have always managed to brighten it. You've also managed to get me to (almost) pee my pants sometimes for I have laughed soooo hard. As my hubby pointed out, Bravo should pay you for this.
I so hope you reconsider.
xxxx
I am so glad you are quitting, as it avoids the awkward conversation I was going to have with you, where I was prepared to tell you that you are a toxic presence in my life, and that I must cut you out like cancer. And then you would say, "Who are YOU to sit in judgement of ME?" and then I would say, "Look, when I called you garbage, I meant you are a dirty whore" and then you'd get up and flip the table on my lap and then I would chase after you and pull your weave out.
Thank goodness you have prevented that ugly scene.
Seriously, who I am going to share my secret fantasies involving fabulous gay men and shopping for kitchen hardware with? Oh well, there's always hope that watching Jeanna jiggle on "Thintervention" will force you back into blogging. Best of luck you dirty whore.
Oh FUCKING great! I guess I understand but really? TOTAL BULLSHIT. There was nothing good online- you were it! Now it's really gonna suck-ass. And I'll be dammed if I'm gonna read some lame-ass-poseur-copy-cat blog. You had the goods my love. The lines. The wit. The charisma and charm. The Frank. The Harvey.
You'll be missed. (sniff, sniffle, sniff) Hope you're job is awesome. It better be.
xoxoxo
(cry) I will definitely miss you and your great blog. (secretly hoping you'll quit your job again and restart the blog again in the near future)