A tip o' my hat to you.
Thursday, August 19, 2010 
My darlings,
I'm finished with the blog. I've been a stay-at-home mom for the duration of Scented Glossy Magazines and now I'm ready to go back to work. Also, I'm just kind of tapped out on most of these shows, you know?
Many thanks to all of you for reading, making your smart-ass comments and emailing me with breaking news. We are kindred spirits, and I will miss you. Who will I tell when Frank brings me my In Style magazine from the mailbox, saying "that new housewife, the OC one, is on the cover"?
Good try, Frank. Good try.
Thanks to Frank for letting me dominate the tv; thanks to Harvey Millstein, CID for giving me my valances for free because they are 15 months late; and thanks to my real life bff and back-up life partner Susie, who will now be forced to listen to me talk about all of these shows in person.
It's been so much fun. Love to you all. xxxxoooo
Reader Comments (184)
Quit rubbing it in, Frank!
Sad. Very sad. You will be missed. Frank's butt will also be missed. Good luck in your future endeavors, but please consider writing a book. I think you have the talent to make a go of it!
PS: Will a Frank's Butt coffee table book be available in the future? Yes, please!
I have not read you for a while, but heard about this on the blogs.
I am sensing a sense of fatigue in the blogs. There are so many out there, it is getting kind of boring. Sensory overload. People trying so hard to get themselves noticed, and largely failing.
People posting the same thing again and again. People taking a new magazine spread and posting every single picture, with no originality.
binta here again. I have idea! You give me American money, I take over blog, yes?
Nooooooo! Noooooooooooo! The snark keeps me going!
Your blog was always a fantastic read and caused many laugh out loud moments!! Best wishes to you as you jump back into work!
I have been reading you for a couple years and never really cared too much to reveal who I was when I commented. You gave me license to say the things I feared to say and have come back and bite me in the hind end. I really enjoyed the conversation.
Good luck SGM and go enjoy what little time we as parents have to watch that gift of life unfold before us. It truly goes by in a flash.
And let Frank know he will be missed as well. You have the real deal there lucky girl!!
Now, go enjoy life without the blogging ball and chain. And if you do decide somewhere down the road to make a comeback keep me on your mailing list.....I'll be waiting!
Thank you. I will miss reading your blog! Best of luck to you.
Goddamnit. You were the Dorothy Parker of Bravo.
I hate to do this to you but since you wouldn't let me get you drunk and dress you in flannel the other night, you have forced my hand. I guess we can talk Jeff at tea and crumpets. But, until then, (you know what's coming!!!) CLRB.....Out!
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THE Louis Vuitton reads SGM?!
Noooooo SGM. Your humor really was a bright spot in my day. Frank's Butt the Series made me confident in saying I had good taste in art. And your gems on Kelly Bensimon will have me chuckling forever. I understand the work/mom predicament as I am going back to full time myself. I will try my best to have your razor sharp humor and wit when I trash the housewives in the future. Love and all things Jeff Lewis.........ps if Frank would consider series two of Frank's butt please do share. Love you Emily and good luck!!
NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo *sob*
I'm sad. So sad. Maybe we will talk in real life more now?
I can't wait to hear all about your work!
A
Binta, might I remind you of the restraining order?
Yes, Louis Vuitton reads this blog. He even sent me a free bag (I had no idea they were made in China!).
Thanks again to you all.
rats, I though you would be my hero and stick it out....I think I'm done with mine too. Go get em' girl!
xo
richie
I'll miss you. You're a wonderful writer; excellent at capturing the moments and slicing and dicing it all so succinctly here. if only i could do it as well as you.
au revoir, and all the best.
jeannie
I'll miss your clever musings on the REAL HOUSEWIVES! Best of luck with the new gig!
I'm still sad at your departure but hope you might update us now and then.
Thank you so much for the laughs. You will be very missed, take care
I am crying tears. Real tears. Jobs are over-rated! Please don't leave us. Who is going to make me laugh so hard I pee myself a little now?
Keep it up so we can go back and read the archives for a good laugh/cry! Come back anytime!
Damn. I checked back to see if it was real or a dream. Guess it's real. Good luck with the job! (jobs suck though)