A tip o' my hat to you.
Thursday, August 19, 2010 
My darlings,
I'm finished with the blog. I've been a stay-at-home mom for the duration of Scented Glossy Magazines and now I'm ready to go back to work. Also, I'm just kind of tapped out on most of these shows, you know?
Many thanks to all of you for reading, making your smart-ass comments and emailing me with breaking news. We are kindred spirits, and I will miss you. Who will I tell when Frank brings me my In Style magazine from the mailbox, saying "that new housewife, the OC one, is on the cover"?
Good try, Frank. Good try.
Thanks to Frank for letting me dominate the tv; thanks to Harvey Millstein, CID for giving me my valances for free because they are 15 months late; and thanks to my real life bff and back-up life partner Susie, who will now be forced to listen to me talk about all of these shows in person.
It's been so much fun. Love to you all. xxxxoooo
Reader Comments (184)
I can't believe you left before the man-handling Andy reunion show.
Oh SGM!
I logged on to read your farewell post and was about to burst into tears until I saw the orgasm that is Frank's butt.
You will be missed, but his ass will be missed even more.
Best wishes.
You will be missed! I am guessing (hoping?) your new job is as co-host on What What Happens Live......please tell me I'm right.....
what? somehow this seems illegal. but I totally understand and wish you lots of luck and love.
you will be sorely sorely missed.
Oh man, and I just found your blog and love it! Best of luck to you.
Okay, I can't fucking believe this. I just read this for the first time, and you're GONE?!?
You clearly overestimate my ability to stand on my own, now.
I hear you sister. Over the blog at the moment myself. You have my email, so we'll stay in touch. And I'll be sure to hit you up whenever I run into loser Bravo celebs.
xo-
Lu
I've loved reading your blog and sad it's ending! Thanks for the laughs!
First Decorno and now you. So sad. You will be sorely missed. Thanks for the many many laughs. Wishing you all the best.
How can you simultaneously be the Mazel *and* the Jackhole of the day? Congratulations on getting out of the house (take me with you, please!), and you will be sorely missed leaving us all in the reality show lurch like this.
The Dorothy Parker of Bravo. Love that. They don't come any quicker or wittier than you, SGM. xoxo HG
O.K. I know you're gone and everything but I had to say after a few episodes past and no SGM reacp? Brutal-just BRUTAL!!! And the ones trying to do recaps? Even more brutal!
Oh SGM ... without you who else will publicly ponder the wonder that are the saucer sized nips showing through Danielle's wife beater tonight.
The fuck? I go away for a tiny while and you quit blogging for a jay oh bee? Sheeeesh, I hope that success and filthy lucre await you cuz I'm so missing you.
Couldn't you have waited until after the RHONJ Reunion shows? OMG, I will miss you! Good Luck!!!!!
i'm sad. but i get it. all growns up.
and here i sped over to find out why theresa fuh-kreaked out last night on the reunion. is there a love child? would that be her nephew? and how genius was that line about "you? calling me a clown? you with the red hair?"
tattoos should be made. i will miss you, little em.
this recap thing is HARD! you made it look so easy, I gave it a try today but holy crap I am NOT funny!
Teresa was tossing Andy around like a rag doll last night. Gross.
Thanks for the nice words, everyone.
I can't help myself. I come back here every day hoping that you have changed your mind. I guess not. Good luck!!
So, this means Bravo finally hired you right? RIGHT?!??
*begins having withdrawal DT's*
oh. em. gee. the mob's after you.
Oh no!! When did this happen? :( I'm going to miss your recap posts, watching won't be the same without your funny commentary. But I agree, the housewives shows are getting a bit stale by now. Good luck on your new endeavors and I hope you consider starting a personal blog!! You're one hilarious lady!!!
I can't even believe it. I'm sad but totally understanding. I will miss your funniness, my sweet friend. Sad face over here. :(
well shitballs. first decorno, now you. i finally get away from slaving away at two crap-ass jobs and starting a company to wedge in some time for comic relief and you have blown the joint. now i have to get cable.
thanks for all the laughs. many of them desperately needed. and thank frank's butt for me. over and out-
Gasp, no more SGM! I am so sad. Thanks for the laughs!