A tip o' my hat to you.
Thursday, August 19, 2010 
My darlings,
I'm finished with the blog. I've been a stay-at-home mom for the duration of Scented Glossy Magazines and now I'm ready to go back to work. Also, I'm just kind of tapped out on most of these shows, you know?
Many thanks to all of you for reading, making your smart-ass comments and emailing me with breaking news. We are kindred spirits, and I will miss you. Who will I tell when Frank brings me my In Style magazine from the mailbox, saying "that new housewife, the OC one, is on the cover"?
Good try, Frank. Good try.
Thanks to Frank for letting me dominate the tv; thanks to Harvey Millstein, CID for giving me my valances for free because they are 15 months late; and thanks to my real life bff and back-up life partner Susie, who will now be forced to listen to me talk about all of these shows in person.
It's been so much fun. Love to you all. xxxxoooo
Reader Comments (184)
You know I'm completely heartbroken right? I don't know what I'm going to do without my darling SGM. Watching Jeff Lewis will never be the same without always wondering what you're going to say in the back of my mind. Not to mention I just have to tell you that SGM was one first blog crush, in a BIG way. We'll miss you my dear!!
You were one of my absolute FAVE reads. I hope you will rejoin the blog world someday, and even if it isn't about Bravo TV I would still read it. Wishing you all the best with your new endeavors!
Oh SGM...you are my favorite blogger....however as a former obsessive blogger you ran out of steam b/c I am old and tired and made at the youth of today for being...oh...YOUNG...I totally understand...best of luck in the work world. Thanks for giving of your grand wit as we all watched stuff that rotted our brains and has helped to pull down the intellect of a nation.
Oh no!
I certainly understand...but I will miss you very much!
PS...I also cannot write well:
I meant that I ran of steam and that I am MAD at the youth of today...
Did I say I was old, tired and a bad proof reader?
Well, then. Satchels of gold to you. I'm up here, and you're down there.
<dramatic exit into glass door>
omg. i finally watched my first episode of RHODC and came over to get your take on it and *POOF* you're disappearing into the clouds.
i guess i will just have to read the WashPost's take on it... They're not nearly as funny as you are.
xoxo
Damn it to hell. :(
So sad!! You will totally be missed!! best of luck in the real world!!
A syndicated reality recap column is genius. Please tell us that is whats next!
You're shitting me. Right? This BLOWS. It goes without saying that I enjoyed your blog so, so, sooooo much!!
Nonononononono. Please?
Come visit my blog....
www.susiespillsthebeansonSGM'slesbiandays.com
I'm laughing, I'm crying. But mostly laughing. I am saving these for Frank to read at my funeral in 50 years. You must all email me at least once a week, do you hear me?
Thank you again, for everything.
I second the NOOOOOOO! from an earlier comment. What, do you think you're up here and we're down here??
In all seriousness, you will be dearly missed. I will keep subscribed to SGM just in case you get pulled out of blogging retirement like a bad weave.
Thanks for the many, many laughs. You rock.
Oh no. This is terrible news. For me, of course, as I am only thinking of myself right now and wondering what the hell I'm going to do. I watch all that crap on Bravo, subjecting myself to ridicule from my husband (he's not cool like Frank) knowing that your recaps will be ten times funnier if I actually saw the show. Wait a minute. Frank's not cool at all. Why doesn't he just man up and go get himself a second job so that you can stay home and keep entertaining us? Oh, I am so conflicted. I'm not really as selfish as I feel right now - wanting to keep you here in blog land - so thanks for all the laughs and best of luck to you!
WTF? my reply is gone...just like your blog. :( I"m' sad. About my reply and your post. So let's see if I can remember what I said 5 minutes ago.
WTF? you're leaving us? I just found you a little over a year ago (love HS reunions) and now you are leaving like you did 20 yrs ago. This time instead of going off to college and a life, you are going off into the real world and a ...job? WHY???? Dont you know being a grown up, with a real job, and having to wear real grown up clothes (and shoes) SUCKS???? Aren't we enough for you anymore? :(
Maybe you have finally decided to get a real job that Vicki Gunnelson is always talking/bitching about. I mean..really..how can you NOT want to have a party at 11 am? Or have you decided that being locked in a pantry with Kelly B. and Jill Z, rubbing each other with extra virgin olive oil is more fun...then US? I've seen you in actual flannel, so maybe that's where's you're headed. You did look kind of smokin in that flannel shirt and the pin rolled jeans ;)
I can always say..."I knew you when" but I can also add to that with , I'm glad I know you now" I, like everyone else, will miss your witty remarks concerning all and anything BRAVO. But I know where to find you on FB.
But could you atleast leave us with a final shot of something other then Kim Z in her white trailor trash outfit. Maybe...Frank's BUTT!!!
WHO'S WITH ME????????????
((HUGS)) SGM!! YOU WILL BE MISSED!
Wah!! I will miss you so much!! I wish you all the best that life has to offer and...WAIT A MINUTE...are you a new Housewife?!
Seriously, I feel like I'm losing a friend...thanks for your funny ass quips and commentary.Good luck and good health to you and your family. May you always have unicorns, rainbows and lolly pops...satchels of gold to you.
***SSSSSSIIIIIGGGGHHHHHH******
You'll be missed - you've been a riot to read!
Oh no! Who's gonna bring me the funnies now? Wah :-(
But on the bright side, go get 'em! Have an amazing time getting back into the work force and show the Man who's boss!
Tell us the truth, you really are going on tour with Countess as a backup singer aren't you? You will be missed.
:-((
This is a dark day - - you will be sooooo missed.....best of luck to you and yours xxo
*SOB*.......gulp, snot.....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
My Friday morning has been ruined! You can't stop writing...I have read this blog for SO long and I have loved every minute of it!!
I am not happy about this at all!