A tip o' my hat to you.
Thursday, August 19, 2010 
My darlings,
I'm finished with the blog. I've been a stay-at-home mom for the duration of Scented Glossy Magazines and now I'm ready to go back to work. Also, I'm just kind of tapped out on most of these shows, you know?
Many thanks to all of you for reading, making your smart-ass comments and emailing me with breaking news. We are kindred spirits, and I will miss you. Who will I tell when Frank brings me my In Style magazine from the mailbox, saying "that new housewife, the OC one, is on the cover"?
Good try, Frank. Good try.
Thanks to Frank for letting me dominate the tv; thanks to Harvey Millstein, CID for giving me my valances for free because they are 15 months late; and thanks to my real life bff and back-up life partner Susie, who will now be forced to listen to me talk about all of these shows in person.
It's been so much fun. Love to you all. xxxxoooo
Reader Comments (184)
you bitch! You can't do this to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
No, say it ain't so! I really looked forward to all of your hilarious and right-on recaps of the insanity that is Real Housewives- even though I was a bad reader and didn't comment much. I will miss SGM!!!!!!
Oh fine. Just fine. First you breakup with Binta now us!
I'll miss you.
Wait - what about the guest post from Elaine! You can't leave with out uploading it first! You promised!
Oh great, you quit the week I find you?
I hope ALL the RHWs of whatever city find you and get drunk everywhere in your house and spew their contents all over your carpets, walls, drapes and computer keyboard.
PS Reconsider your self-imposed retirement, or train a replacement like RZ would.
'tis a sad day SGM. you will be missed. how do i convince you to be pen pals with me?
That Susie is one lucky bitch. Good luck, SGM, you will be missed.
nooooo! I love your recaps! I will miss you so much! I might even try to find a clever blog name and do an homage to your recaps, but you know, in a totally crappy way because you are too funny to imitate!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Your presence on the web will be GREATLY missed. You are the funniest blogger I follow. Guess we can't blame you for wanting a job that actually PAYS you in something other than comments. Tell the truth now, have you signed a deal for your own Housewives franchise? Or are you the latest intern for Jeff Lewis? All the best to you.
Ok E, please email me. We chatted about a year ago when I started my blog (which I met the love of my life and completely took down). I told you before MONETIZE THIS. You are HILARIOUS and people love it. I am said when I check my RSS and you have not updated. Don't lose this traffic. The love of my life, he makes a ridiculously comfortable living....with a blog! Like 5 times my annual income (which by the way is pretty damn good). Throw up some ads, hell if you did some vlogs it would be even better. Why go back to an office unless of course you are going stir crazy at home. Consider it. -T
this totally sucks.
tha's all i've got.
Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is much more important then any "job".
You come live with me now. Have good binta love, ya.
So sorry to see you go! Did you have to leave with Kim All in White as your exit image? Really, now! I hope you are going to accept a job with Bravo. I know more people read this blog than watch Andy's show. I'll bet you were DISCOVERED. Or maybe you emailed Jeanna and asked if YOU could move into Vicki's guest house and redecorate with "Cucina" signs and suits of armor and X-Tra Large Furniture. Well, if that's the case, I sure hope you keep up with the rent. Or maybe you and Frank have to go into the witness protection program for exposing Teresa and Joe's Bad Taste. It was NOT appreciated. If this is true, I will email you secret directions to my house for a safe visit. I live in a Used House, so I know Teresa won't want to set foot in here. Also, I have an aversion to golden furniture, so it's not like there'd be a place for her to sit. Or are you and your entire family hiding inside of Jeff's lips? I'll bet it's soft in there.
Good Luck and I hope your job enables you to share your writing and hilarity with others. Seriously. You should do a syndicated reality recap column. I'll miss you!
Well, I just said shit about 5 times. Some days I don't laugh at all unless I read your post. How inconsiderate of you! That being off my chest, best of luck to you! Go out there and knock 'em dead.
I am an interactive strategist (i.e. the web is my job) and this is the ONLY blog to which I have ever bothered to subscribe! I am so saddened by this news but I totally understand - thinking of amazingly witty, snarky and clever things to say about these RIDICULOUS shows must be time-consuming and stressful! I will totally miss reading this blog...you always made me giggle like a schoolgirl ;-) Best of luck.
Oh. Crap.
Oh SGM, I had a feeling this was coming. You will be missed! Cheers!
Awww! So sad! You always point out things I miss during Bravo shows. You'll be missed! Good luck!
NOOOOO! Where will I go for snarky recaps of my guilty pleasure tv? Please tell you're kidding. Please!!
Oh noooo I just found your blog a few months ago! It was a good day, that day . Who else can I go to now for my info on Jeff's lips, satchels of gold, and Teresa's tacky taste...and slide to the poor house? Your recaps are hilarious and spot on. You will be missed!!
NO! I could cry. I may cry. I may be sniffling a little bit. I may be having a sensitive day, but that's beside the point. I hate you, I hate you more than anything in this damn worrrrrrrrllllllllllld.
In fact, forget that pansy ass first comment. This is my official response:
http://youmakemetouchyourhandsforstupidreasons.ytmnd.com/
I just dropped my oldest off for her first year of college and now this- today really really sucks!!!
Thanks a lot -
You are so talented and will be missed!!!! Good luck to you :)