OH SHIT

From the NY Post:

Spendaholic Housewife of NJ owes a big-hair-raising $11 million -

She has a gaudy new mansion, pricey breast implants and spends thousands of dollars on shopping sprees for her spoiled brats -- but a New Jersey reality star and her goombah hubby are real-life deadbeats who owe $11 million, court records show.

Free-spending "Real Housewives of New Jersey" diva Teresa Giudice and her husband, Joe, make just $79,000 a year and are up to their tanned necks in liens, foreclosures and unpaid bills, according to bankruptcy papers filed in Newark federal court.

The Giudices say they owe creditors $10,853,648.04...

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Can't say that I'm too shocked, but $11 MILLION?  These two numbskulls make the Curtins look like financial genuises.   I'm speechless. 

Thanks Lauren W.

Would you like some more of this tonight?

Good!  Because you're getting it.  Any predictions on how Jill's meeting with Bethenny will go down?  How many times will Ramoner say renewal?  Will Kelly continue to rape the English language on national tv?

Sorry everyone, I am a little grumpy today because I still smell like "birthday cake" reed diffuser.  I'd like to post a picture of Frank's butt to brighten everyone's day, but he's out of town (NOT SO FAST, murderers!  He's coming back tonight), so here's some new Jeff Lewis for you from his website.


Nice, huh?  VERY.

Meet you back here for the recap, hobags.

Presenting another trip down the rabbit hole with our favorite philosopher, Kelly Bensimon

Today's subject:  Systematic Bullying

(click through if you can't see the video)

When she says "remove yourself from the situation," she forgot to add "and then come running back to jabber incoherently while stuffing your face with Fun Candy."

via jezebel.  thanks leslie.

Update on Wednesday, June 2, 2010 by SGM

Kelly just posted this link on twitter.  How can someone be so completely oblivious?  Well, drugs.  Okay then.  I don't know why I continue to be astonished by her.

Best comment:  "How courageous and noble of her to film a PSA for the oppressed reality tv famewhores...."

Update on Wednesday, June 2, 2010 by SGM

The Merci Blah Blah girls.  I love them.

One more thing!  One of my most favorite blogs, Merci Blah Blah, is having a giveaway.  Am I going to tell you what it is?  NO.  But you'll be able to use it in a thousand million ways.  Go check it out!

All is lost.

The oil spill, the shitstorm in Israel and now this,

Sonja Morgan gets a DWI. 

And my five year old spilled cheap reed diffuser (scent:  BIRTHDAY CAKE) all over both of us.

Mugshot via gawker.  Thanks Michelle and Elizabeth.

Danielle, this is not how you clean up your reputation.

Danielle and her modern day Fonzie

You delusional motherfucker!  I am SO WORKED UP about tonight's episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey.  Danielle is a Bad Person, and that's pretty much the worst thing I can say about anyone, ever. 

I can't form a thought beyond that so please, give my anger and pain a voice in the comments.   So help me God, if she or her fellow felons touch a HAIR on Chris Manzo's head...I can't even go there.  I can't.  Must calm down.

There will be no Real Housewives of New York City recap for this week.  I am saving my strength for the finale.  But please know I took much pleasure in Jill's actual and symbolic crash to the ground.   BOOM!

Hope you had a spectacular Memorial Day weekend.  Talk to me.