Wednesday
Jun022010
All is lost.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010 The oil spill, the shitstorm in Israel and now this,
And my five year old spilled cheap reed diffuser (scent: BIRTHDAY CAKE) all over both of us.
Mugshot via gawker. Thanks Michelle and Elizabeth.
Reader Comments (16)
With or without the tuxedo blouse, navy blazer, and oversized birkin filled with bottles of schnapps, she still looks ravishing
Let's have a caption contest.
"Shoulda been you, Ramona!"
Oy. The only one left I actually like.
Is it bad that my reaction to this was "ef, whatever. It's only a DWI." ?
Have to agree with gayhooker, she manages to look pretty fabulous even in her mugshot.
I'm so disappointed in her. I thought she had more brains than that.
She's still my favorite and II think she looks damn good in this shot.
"Morgan refused to take a Breathalyzer test and was taken to local police headquarters and slapped with a DWI rap" and I couldn't have said it better myself!
Which is scarier:
A. Being in a vehicle driven by tipsy Sonja or
B. Being on Poison Island with Koo-Koo-Kelly?
I don't care. I love her anyway. In fact, I love her so much, I could care less if ANY of the RHONYC sign up for next season, as long as Sonja comes back.
Damn, I really like her. And I do agree with the other commenters - she looks fab in the mug shot (better than I look fully made up and sober). Hire a driver sweetheart or just get Billy Joel to drive you home (does anyone else remember that SNL skit awhile back?)
A coworker just told me what happen! I couldn't believe it until i came to your website! Who knew she could drive?! Where was her driver?
Frankly, I get a chuckle outta all the Sonja love on the interwebs. No one remembers season one of OC? Poor, put-upon Lauri Waring, raising three kids on her own? Or the year they introduced Tamra Barney -- boy, what a hilarious little firecracker she was, eh? And when we got to New York, how "down to earth" Jill was, and how everyone wanted to be Bethenny's BFF? Atlanta? Nene, girrrl, you are so real! And now: golddigger exploiting her addicted son, botox bitch afraid of getting old, jealous shrew, media whore peeing on television, and supreme egotist with a bad nose job. I'm waiting to see what Sonja's true nastiness will turn out to be (the cougar thing smells like a red herring).
Maybe it's being on the teevee that causes them to "change," but I doubt it. Bravo casts these ladies because they've each got a ginormous sense of self-importance and need the dough, and believe weekly public humiliation is some type of legitimate fame. C'mon, that's what makes them fun to watch!
??? What??? Where was her driver and her Maybach? Why on earth would she be driving a car?
Who can blame her? Its gonna take a lot of 'Moner's cheap Pinot G to wipe out the memories of that crapfest in St. John!
Oh no! Not Sonja....
I mean, I can understand (logistically, at least) the DWIs in LA. But NYC? Where we have cabs and, in Sonja's case, a driver? WTF?!