Thursday
Jun032010
Would you like some more of this tonight?
Thursday, June 3, 2010 
Good! Because you're getting it. Any predictions on how Jill's meeting with Bethenny will go down? How many times will Ramoner say renewal? Will Kelly continue to rape the English language on national tv?
Sorry everyone, I am a little grumpy today because I still smell like "birthday cake" reed diffuser. I'd like to post a picture of Frank's butt to brighten everyone's day, but he's out of town (NOT SO FAST, murderers! He's coming back tonight), so here's some new Jeff Lewis for you from his website.
Nice, huh? VERY.
Meet you back here for the recap, hobags.
Reader Comments (20)
The dewy effect of the screen suits the Lew nicely.
You know I love me some JL! I MISS HIM OH SO MUCH! I wish he was back on!! Hurry back JL Hurry!
Those lips............
Nothing like a mouth that is slightly too big for a face. Sigh...
Dear SGM,
What time tonight, specifically?
I'm playing a drinking game, actually, with the R word. Thisisgonna be worse than the time I did the mom hair/cartoon hearts sighting/mention of saving yourself for the lord drinking game through the duggars Josh Gets Married episode.
Stacy, I am LOL LOL LOL over the lord and the Duggars. I hope you are not in the hospital with alcohol poisoning (I only caught the last five minutes and she said renewal three times).
To my murderer (Danielle?), NICE TRY. He's home. I survived!
After laying bed sobbing tears of sadness that a) this season is over and b) THEY DIDN'T SHOW A REUNION PREVIEW (shame on you, andy cohen!), I realized that on bravotv.com there are 3 sneak peaks. Frankly, they have me already thinking about the reunion drinking game. If we go with every time Kelly rolls her eyes I think you can get drunk in under 2 minutes.
In honor of Kooky Kelly we should have a hallway monitor on this board to make sure no one is bullying anyone.
This blos is so "1977 Free to Be You and Me" in a good way!! I've been adding that phrase to my conversations with interesting results!
gummi bears, lollipops, unicorns, satchels of gold. elegance is learned, mah friend.
Okay, just curious, does LuAnn own any dresses that have more than one shoulder strap?
Did anyone else LOVE when Bravo put Kelly's summary up at the end, referencing unicorns, rainbows & lollipops?
Lynne - I just finished watching! That was hysterical! Did anyone watch the sneak peaks of the reunion?
Lynne,
And they also referenced Kelly's charity work!
Ummmm......ladies. Not one mention of Jeff? Hubba hubba. Those eyes and that mouth make my hormones race. Although....that could be the estrogen from the wild yams I have slathered all over me since seeing sitc2. And just to be clear, Frank's ass would have illicited the same response from me.
Frank's booty pic would have made my weekend. That Jeff Lewis is fine but he's a close second to Frank's booty:) Could Luann have picked a more mom-looking outfit than that? She should have gone with something more edgy than those glitter pants and f the one shoulder(right on Rachael)she needs to edit! Sorry for the run on sentences. I had a pomegrante mojito for lunch. Cheers SGM:)
can we please talk about luann's pants @ her "CD launch" party? and who hired all the extras to show up?
Omg, does LuMan only own Wilma's? I saw somewhere that showed all her one shouldered dresses and tops. Gah! She must own 2 dozen. Talk about getting stuck in a fashion warp. And her producer? Please. A mohawk, aviator sunglasses day or night and rockin out sayin' "That's what I'mma talkin' 'bout". Pulling up in a stretch Hummer with all the skanks he could load up in a 5 mile radius. Yeah right. They all were there dying to hear the Countless sing (or talk) her autotune song. She looked like an idiot in her glittered pants coming down the stairs.
And just so no one is ever in doubt - I HATE Jill Zarin and Kelly Whatchabeensmokin'. I love Alex, Sonja, Ramona and Bethenny. Those 4 need to all move over to B's new show and have girl fun like SATC but for reals. I feel like all the HW franchises are getting too predictable and bitchy, not that I don't enjoy bitchery, just not as the constant main story lines. They need new casts every 2 or 3 years. Sort of rotate them in, every year a new hw and out with one of the old (but keeping the true good ones - my choice).
Another RHONYC parody is up!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixBP4EfuhVA