Thursday
Aug052010
Is it a good sign that I already hate all of them?
Thursday, August 5, 2010 I think so.
The jury's still out on the one who looks like Stockard Channing. She may be okay. We shall see, bitches. We shall see. Who's watching tonight?
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Reader Comments (40)
Where else do you think I would be? Like I have a life.
Me too. Counting the minutes! I am going to love hating this English woman.
I am so ready to get my hate on with these donkeys.
I'm in-I too live on the Bravo and wine.
Supposed to "Meet the teachers" at school tomorrow, instead of work - I'm thinkin' its just an excuse to stay up late, drink wine & watch this new train wreck. I think the "Who cares" chick might be one to watch.
oh, i'm sure i'll be sitting there glued to the set. i'm not happy about this, though. besimon and guidice have already put me over the freaking edge. and now this salahi chick...have you seen all the tweets about her altercation with whoopi goldberg? little. baby. jesus.
SHE CURSED AT ME!!!!!
*clutches pearls*
Bitch needs thrown in with Kim G for a while.
this will be worth the rock-head i'll inevitably have in the morning from over-serving myself tonight. yes, i'll take one for the team. can't wait to hate on these broads. cheers!
Edge of my seat. Love what Stacy said.
Fire Sale in Jer-say!!!!!!!
http://www.ajwillnerauctions.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=home.auctionDetails&AuctionID=559
The website, A.J.Willner Auctions, specializes in auctioning off home items of the rich and morally bankrupt aka Teresa and hubby Joe Giudice. The Real Housewives of New Jersey stars, who can been seen bragging about their lavish lifestyle on the show, filed bankruptcy to the tune of $11 mil in debt back in October 2009.
And not only does the site list Teresa home address, and a time for the auction, 12:00pm for those interested in stopping by, it also posts the photos of items set for auction from Teresa’s home. Oddly enough, a lot of the items pictured, including Teresa’s stainless steel gas range, flat screen TV, and crest leather & fabric sofas, were all featured in her InTouch magazine home spread.
Other items of Teresa’s that are being auctioned off?
Schaefer & Sons Grand Piano
Wolf 48″ Stainless Steel Gas Range
1080 Pure 42″ LCD Television
Chippendale Style Arm Chair & Pair of Oversized Candle Sticks
Round Pine Kitchen Table & 8 Upholstered Tudor Style Chairs
Panasonic Viera Oversized LCD Television
Dark Finish King Size Bedroom Set
Love Seat, Upholstered Arm Chairs & Area Rug
Connelly Antique Style Pool Table
Faux Marble Chess Set
Yes, even the bed Teresa sleeps on will be auctioned off. Not sure if it gets any more humiliating than that. Unfortunately for the Giudices, their problems have only just began.
As we reported last week, Teresa and Joe are now being accused of perjury by their bankruptcy trustee John Sywilok, whose responsibility is to round up the Giudices’ assets and distribute the proceeds to creditors.
John alleges in court documents dated June 30 that the couple failed to list profits from several business, including Teresa’s clothing line TG Fabulicious LLC, a pizza parlor (which was shown in the most recent episode of Real Housewives) and her cookbook, Skinny Italian, which he claims was written prior to the bankruptcy filing.
The Wall Street Journal also reveals the Giudices are accused of undervaluing some of their luxury items in their bankruptcy filing, including a pool table ($1,000), wedding bands ($400) and living room furniture ($2,000). Like anyone would believe their wedding bands cost $400.
But it's FINE! Totally fine. Being forced to sell off wedding bands and your bed and your stove...totally not humiliating. I'm sure there are nothing but rainbows shooting out of the butts of Teresa and Joe Guidice.
I retract my earlier comment. The English woman (don't know all the names yet) makes the show. I thought I was going to hate the skinny blonde but I don't mind her either. Mary might end up being interesting. Or not. Not sure about her. The rest, no opinion yet. I need more!!!
I want to know ONE thing about the auction/bankruptcy procedures. What's happening to the chocolate encrusted yellow diamond?
Also, I hadn't realized that everyone hated Michaele even before It Happened. She was the joke of her city before she became the joke of the country, and knowing this fills me with dirty-feeling glee.
RHWDC was very weak--like "NYC Prep"-weak. I don't think it will be renewed for a 2nd season.
I think it has been posted that the yellow diamond is fake. Watch that episode again where Theresa opens it up: she's all fake loving it and he looks miserable.
Hated the DC women. Mary (Stockard Channing) had that constant glazed look and no wonder, she always had a glass of wine in her hand. DC sucks.
Just checked out the website Jen posted. Wow...you can even see framed pictures of Theresa holding her babies. Tacky and gaudy best describes the furnishings. All that money spent on such trash.
The DC Housewives was horribly cast. There is NO ONE creating suspense, no one to root for, no one to hate. They are all forgettable. Flat as three-day-old ginger ale.
I guess I'll go against the crowd and say that I really liked RHofDC. It was the first episode where they try to introduce everyone...all the other Real Housewives shows started slow. I think they found a great cast because I can already tell there is a little crazy, a little laid back, and a whole lotta of backstabbers.
I LOVED it! That freaky skinny, hyper blonde is hysterical. Peace and love! Peace and love!!! Huggie-huggie-huggie! And the rude British broad? OMG! When she did her Tyra impression? I was D-Y-I -N-G. And Mary! God love our little "I fucked the Kennedy's at summer camp." She's gonna revolutionize hair salons by breaking down the white/black hair care barriers that have plagued us for so many years. If she can stay sober long enough. I think that lock on her closet is for her Chardonnay not her Chanel.
Oh! Also, I was gonna see if we had any Jersey people here- Someone HAS to go to that yard sale and report back. Anyone? $20 bucks for a photo with the Suit of Armour.
Richard Lawson of Gawker:
"Bravo unrolled its fifth entry in their wildly successful reality franchise and it was, well, something of a death knell, methinks. For the series, for DC, for women in general. It was just plum awful, wasn't it?"
OMG. That furniture is god-awful. What would Jeffie say? I would LOVE to hear him do a dead pan impression of the auctioneer describing each and every piece. I wish he and Andy would go out. Jeff needs love in his life. I just rewatched last season's finale with Chloe's party and I wanted to cry watching him leave the party. I think he would enjoy Andy's looniness and Andy would get his humor. Why aren' t they in love??
Oh, but back to the Guidices. I wondered first season why they were being so stupid as to do all their purchasing on camera because there is no way they could legally afford all that shit and they're just telling on themselves. I do feel bad for their kids, though. They are just greedy morons.
That gold vanity is hilarious! But they're going to be so bored now that their chess set is gone-- I know they are both excellent players!
I was actually a little bored by DC, but with how old the drama on NJ has become I'm going to be watching and hoping it gets better. Speaking of NJ, did you see this?
http://perezhilton.com/2010-08-06-happy-birthday-prostitution-whore
LOL, I'd love to see what kind of crowd that draws.