I hope you have a defibrillator nearby
Thursday, June 24, 2010 because Jeff Lewis is yelling at his staff, oh God the yelling, and there's scary drumbeat music and Zoila escapes and some woman that is not me wants to have a private meeting, ALONE, with Jeff. You must watch this preview for season 4 of Flipping Out:
(click through if you can't see the clip because it is mandatory viewing)
The only thing that's saving me right now is this:
It sets my loins afire! But what the hell is wrong with that baby?
The season premieres on August 10. Read more here (including the shocking news that Jett's last name is Pink).
In other Bravo news, the country's finest archaeologists have been working day and night digging up New York City looking for lost footage of the Real Housewives of New York City. I am happy to report that they finally found it! (Jill had buried it in an enormous bag of Ginger's poo along with 20 copies of the Coutness' cd and a bloody copy of Bethenny's book.) Watch it TONIGHT.
Reader Comments (69)
ask and you shall receive, right? thank you for delivering on my I-NEED-MORE-JEFF-LEWIS-IN-MY-LIFE request. what do they mean zoila is escaping? this show would be nothing without her. august 10 cannot come soon enough.
dare i ask whether you know if taylor is returning to the rachel zoe project? i apologize for all the inquiries but i consider you the resident expert on all-things-bravo. maybe you're the next andy cohen?
If that was my baby, I would spank him and then ground him. You do not cry like that in the presence of greatness.
P.S. I would NEVER spank Baby Troy. But maybe if he was being dumb like that baby pictured above. Dumb baby.
Enough of the lost footage, I WANT EVERY LAST DAMN UNEDITED PIECE OF TAPE THEY HAVE ON KELLYS' "BREAKTHROUGH"
SGM - THANK YOU SO MUCH!! I CAN'T WAIT FOR AUGUST 10TH!!
taylor is not returning to RZ they parted ways shortly after the last season aired [I wouldn't think any filming was happening then?]
beautiful..... "Good Afternoon it's been a shitty f*cking day at Jeff Lewis' office!"
holy hell.
So relieved to hear Kelly mention Free to Be You and Me tonight.
The only thing I want to be free from is Kelly. I hope they don't bring her back, ever.
Where ARE you people? It's time to get out your pom-poms; this is Flipping Out we're talking about!
Perhaps if I flew out to LA and had a meeting alone with him he wouldn't be quite so stressed.
Seriously, he CAN'T fire Jett. Has anyone else stuck around this long to clean up dog shit? And looking so adorable all the while? I didn't think so. And poor Jenni. How is it every Housewife with the IQ of a piece of toast gets a book or record deal and NOBODY will throw an acting gig her way? Come on people - even Kevin Federline had a role on CSI!!!
don't really get the big deal over him nor the attraction
Wait wait, what is Zoila doing in Manhattan???
oh, for godsake! is it really all over? how am I sposed to hold on until August? I will miss the gumberry rush. I do have Jason/Max/Carol to hold onto. feelin' calmer? dear god, it's been 60 days without a cig and all I can do is watch Bravo for evidence of gum chewing.
don't really get the big deal over him nor the attraction
Same. Is it only straight women who like him? I don't know any men, gay or straight, who have any interest in this creature.
agreed. not only is he a waste of a human but of our time. next topic please.
SGM - right there with you. You can hear someone chanting Zoila, Zoila, Zoila from my house ever few days. [that would be me]
I am crazy about Jenni too. Her win from the Apollo amateur night has me on the floor every time I watch it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUR98iFiVpw
I can't believe this! For those of you who don't like Jeff Lewis, what is your demographic? I'm gonna chart this shit out.
SGM...gay male, 18-34...anti-Lewis
Sorry SGM! While I find your infatuation adorable, I don't get it myself. 25 year old straight female.
I am 40s straight married female. I do not find JL attractive. He is quirky and watchable, borderline weird/nasty, but I am not attracted to him *at all*. How could anyone possibly live with him? He's so annoying.
I am a straight female, in a relationship and just turned 40 (OH THE HORROR!) and I am in LOVE with JL!
I thought I was the only one who loved this man!
SGM - I am with you ALL the way! I absolutely adore him and his OCD!
SGM - While I enjoy watching an episode here and there. I do not find JL attractive at all. He's funny, but I don't get that any straight woman would be attracted to him for his looks. Those lips are a definite deal breaker for me.
Chart that shit.
not even going to watch it - would rather watch hallmark than that crap/female 31
For scientific purposes only, I am here to profess my love, love, LOVE for JLew! While I think he is good-looking and exceptionally well-groomed, as a married 49 yr old woman I am NOT attracted to him per se. What I love about watching him - and I think I share this with you SGM - is that I KNOW HIS SECRET. That within his cruel, pointy exterior lies a vulnerable bucket of goo. His prickly personality and wicked sense of humor are meant to deflect scrutiny and familiarity. Yet somehow that strategy failed and now he's on television...
F/30s/Love the Lew!!!