I hope you have a defibrillator nearby
Thursday, June 24, 2010 because Jeff Lewis is yelling at his staff, oh God the yelling, and there's scary drumbeat music and Zoila escapes and some woman that is not me wants to have a private meeting, ALONE, with Jeff. You must watch this preview for season 4 of Flipping Out:
(click through if you can't see the clip because it is mandatory viewing)
The only thing that's saving me right now is this:
It sets my loins afire! But what the hell is wrong with that baby?
The season premieres on August 10. Read more here (including the shocking news that Jett's last name is Pink).
In other Bravo news, the country's finest archaeologists have been working day and night digging up New York City looking for lost footage of the Real Housewives of New York City. I am happy to report that they finally found it! (Jill had buried it in an enormous bag of Ginger's poo along with 20 copies of the Coutness' cd and a bloody copy of Bethenny's book.) Watch it TONIGHT.
Reader Comments (69)
When you are in not good state and have no cash to get out from that point, you would need to take the business loans. Because it should help you emphatically. I take small business loan every time I need and feel myself fine because of this.
See? See what I mean about this bullshit spam? Fuck you very much.
Regroup! Refocus! 33 and married. JLew is adorable and hilarious and great TV. I think that show is great because everyone on there is so different from each other.
here's what: who has time to analyze with DC, Jersey Shore, Rachel Zoe, and JLew all starting in less than a month? if you're going to pick on someone, let it be Andrew Cohen or the church of scientology. thanks.
I feel myself fine every day.
That didn't meet your comment standard, did it, Author? Ah well.
What is this? Free to Be You and Me 1979?
I am on vacation (abandoning you yet again). I appreciate all of you so much, even the constructive criticizers and esp those over 50. More later.
Gay guy here. Don't get Jeff Lewis.
We have so many funny, smart, sly, witty, clever, snarky, erudite, creative, imaginative guys in our ranks. So many guys sexier than Lewis, and better-looking (and without the repulsive liver lips). It's depressing that this is what is impressing the straight ladies.
Listening to the lady Lewis fans is like hearing your grandma say "I think that Steve Harvey is the most delightful Negro! So amusing!"
42/hetero/married/female Don't see the thrill with Jeff but like reading SGM's musings about him. Reminds me of the early 80s and a girl at our school OBSESSED with General Hospital and faking being sick to stay home for someone's wedding. I don't get it but I enjoy the frenzy:-)
Other cast members:
Zoila: Charmless, sullen, complacent, dull-witted.
Jenni: Depressing, lacking in dignity, childish, weak.
Hey guys, let's cut SGM some slack. We all need a good vacay after the RHONY rollercoaster. I love this blog, SGM is hilarious and I thank her for putting a smile on my face on many mornings. I love the commenters as well. I try to read all the comments right after every post. I am straight female/35 and I have to say I am not attracted to JL but it is fun watching him. I would not like to work for him though!
Not watching Betheny's show, I just lost focus and cannot stand RHONJ anymore. The Danielle drama is just too scary for my appetite.
xoxo all, breathe...
I hadn't realized that there was such a furor over JLew in the comments section. I didn't comment because I thought SGM was MIA on vacation or something. I will comment on that I'm not a fan of JLew or his show and I'm in the over 50 female bracket.
40+, black, southern woman,bi, single. don't get jeff lewis, but love SGM's commentary. i get my fill that way and it suits me. i do think it's odd that the folks who post anonymously can be so snarky and not come out and say who they are. it's kinda weird. takes the steam out of their statements. but it's allowed and that's their deal. love+peace+hair grease.
Wow, I didn't realize I ran with such a mature crowd :) I'm 25, straight female. Not to get your stats all out of whack but all of my friends I read your blog and discuss regularly...all 25 and 26 SF (that was straight female, but we do live in San Francisco too!). I think we find JLew amusing, but a little goes a long way with him.
I will say that I have been checking back regularly for a new post, but I'm not about to go all apeshit on you because you have a life and just do this for the love. I mean, lets be honest, when people feel like they have to post, their posts usually get shittier and shitter.
34/ married female. I love Jeff but he's no Albie!
I wish Bravo was better.
I guess "Design by Nine" or whatever that was called was an attempt to be better--show more interesting, more likeable, more intelligent people. I give Bravo credit for that. But the show didn't interest me very much. I guess because, despite all the funky unconventionality, their designs were kind of vapid. (Not Jeff Lews-vapid though.)
come back!!
Daaaaayum, it's the dog days of summer and comments are crazy. I'm just toooooooo busy to read much internet and too boooooring to come up with a new way to say "I LOVE JEFF LEWIS". I never really thought about whether/how much the gay guys love him cuz I know I'm too old for him. I guess it's kind of like how much some gay men love Celine Dion, right? No wait, wrong choice. Kind of like how much some gay guys adore Colin Farrell and some straight women think that Colin's really a shaved chimp and suspect he's a secret pitcher anyways. That it, I suspect that for the right woman Jeff would totally pitch.
LOLO! I've missed you.
SGM, I have totally missed you and Frank's ass. See how I did that? I put Frank's ass second so as to seem as though his ass isn't quite all that, even though you and I both know better.
Jeff Lewis. Frank's ass. These are the things that SGM has put into my head and for that, I LOVE YOU.