Tuesday
Jun222010
Why am I so scared?
Tuesday, June 22, 2010 These are the lyrics to Danielle's new song, but also my feelings at this very moment. Feast your eyeballs on this:
(click through if you can't see the video)
Despite her overall freaky demeanor, this isn't too terrible (but then again, I have Tardy for the Party on my ipod). What do you think?
video via dlisted
Reader Comments (37)
Holy shit, Danielle's a les! Was anyone else waiting for a total make out?! and then at the end...yowzah, no words. Andy was giving his 'come hither' look when he was introducing them, you can tell he was not expecting the "Real Closeness" he was about to get a mouthful of...yikes.
Can we plleeeasse discuss that party planner bitch Elvira on this weeks episode of RHONJ? woah woah woah, SGM, I know you are boycotting, but I'm sure you'd have some hilarious things to say about that wackjob.
I'm so scared too! Only because I couldn't help myself and I had to watch that performance..........and what a performance it was. Danielle really likes to rub up on people doesn't she. I hate to even think of the video and what that might entail. Yuk............I could scratch my eyeballs out.
So the biatch can hold a note or two. I for one,would find it hard to bring myself to listen to that more than once. There are too many other housewives that I am holding out for like, say......Gretchen or maybe Sonja. Just a matter a time my dears, just a matter a time.
p.s. Albie, oh Albie, I wanted so much to nurse your broken spirit.
OK she's a sick woman!
If you look at the second video on this link watch Lori Michael's eyes when Andy asks if they are a couple. I think it's about 22 seconds in - Lori's face has a look of horror until Danielle/Angela/Beverly (DAB) scoops down to speak into the microphone, even though she has one on!
http://tv.gawker.com/5569356/did-real-housewife-danielle-staub-just-come-out-as-a-lesbian-on-live-tv
This whore will stop at nothing! Can you imagine her poor children's faces when they see this! UGH!
WHAT A FUCKING TRAIN WRECK SHE IS!
I do have to admit, she's got a MUCH better voice than Kim and Cuntess BUT doesn't mean I want to hear her sing!
Danielle, elegance is learned and you were not paying attention. Bitch puleeaz.
Oy her and her drama, I did think that she was gonna shove her tongue down the other girls throat!! But she was very bitter when she answered some of the questions Andy asked her, and of course, she started a few answers with 'WOW' and that word is what the housewives that lie [Gretchen, Crazy Kelly, NeNe, Kim, Jill] use . A lesbian, oh so she is traveling down the road that other housewives have taken, they need to find new hobbys, they all copy each other [except Bethenny she already wrote a book and had fame already].
The song, she can almost sorta sing, but it wasn't her song it was a DUET!!!!! She a always needs to have someone by her side to give her validation SHE FREAKING SCARES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have Tardy for the Party on my Ipod too..!
Cheers!!!
Sorry, but I believe Housewife music should be enjoyed only one way - with a big ol' thumping beat blaring from the speakers of a gay club. Last time I checked the Indigo Girls weren't hiring, so maybe if she comes back with "Engage, Then Suggest" that we can dance to, I'll give her a shot.
I don't think Andy was joking last week on WWH when he told Kathy Griffin that he will not be satisfied until every Housewife has her own single.
She wasn't as awful as I expected her to be, but she wasn't as good as she thought she was. She scares me, I can barely watch her - she's in the Kelly boat as far as I can see.
She's happy that she has "jobs" now and is making a good living. Here are the "jobs" I'm aware of: nutjob on a 3rd string tv show on basic cable, star of a really bad porno ( saw some of the R-rated parts and she was really bad), singer using the lesbian gimmick to make her name, attendee at events where some poor club owner thinks he's getting a celebrity! In the interest of fairness. . . I couldn't get the spot as a nutjob on any tv show, I have never been invited to make a sex tape, people generally prefer that I not sing-straight or gay, and no one pays me to attend events.
I pity her, which would likely enrage her if she knew. LG
I will give her this - she can hold a tune. Better than the Countess and Kim, to be honest. However, I agree with Boo. Tardy for the Party kicks Danielle's song in the pants because it's fun and yes, I too have it on my ipod.
She was a horrible guest on WWHL and Andy seemed really awkward with her. He didn't quite know how to handle her and he might have seemed a little...afraid?
well consider this day a fucking wash...
as if i need to think of danielle scissoring someone...
that is a stink right there that would make grandma wrinkles grow fur...
Wait, what??? Is she gay?? Andy seems very confused.
Danielle....who??
Elvira was also in Bethenny's Getting Married as the hostess of the house party. Apparently Bravo's wants a party planner incorporated in a series because Jen was one also. Oh, plus they have the wedding planner in Bethenny's show. Someone at Bravo really wants a party planner to give them something to do during the show I suppose. Romona's renewal wedding planner wasn't considered because "would you hire her to plan a party"? (credit to Jen for that nasty comment)
This chick danielle scares the shit out of me. While Kelly is also an absolute wacko- Danielle seems dangerous.
AND her face was botoxed within an inch of its life.
AND her lesbian scene was fn nuts. She is so defensive. SCARY.
Danielle: the oldest woman alive still working the "look guys, I'm gonna do it with a chick" approach to getting a date/attention.
But seriously, the song had many song-like qualities and after the shameful mess that was TFTP and MCBYC, it was terrific. I know that crazy bitch is delusional but if she were my next door neighbor I would drink wine with her. Before noon. For reals.
I cannot express how embarrassed I am for the Countess. Kim wears a wig and all and is an out and proud prostitution whore but the Countess takes pride in her social status. If we find out she has a dick, I will change my tune completely.
You can put lipstick on a pig....... but she is still the pig! ewww....
While I'm at it, this is the appropriate forum to admit that I clean the house while singing "Money can't buy you ca-a-ats" to my cat.
sweetshorn, you made me laugh out loud! Very funny. I will have to sing that next time I clean...which is never.
I'm beginning to think Danielle is also a tranny. Watching the show tonight (in re-runs so I am a total loser) I was mesmerized by her eyebrows which remind me of the McDonald's golden arches. If they were on a tranny. And actually I am not insulting transexuals...she is NO Eddie Izzard.
I'm not sure there are enough thearpists in the world to help her.
"I want to be clear on this...my breast augumentation is ahhh...not for cosmetic purposes...I want to be clear..."
I weep for America...
my face was in utter shock last night watching Danielle on WWHL. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Man, she couldn't find a man now she's making moves on the ladies to get that paper. If I were her daughters I would call CPS. Seriously, because she is a fame whore (no pun intended).
Andy Cohen's face: Deserving of a good punch.
First of all, I know that the gays here on the west coast are so offended by her faux lesbianism in order to sell records. Ugh.
Second, poor Andy - I don't think he knew what to make of it. And third - I hope he never has Danielle on the show again. You could just feel the bad energy.
"SHE'S NO EDDIE IZZARD!"
OMG I just spit out my coffee! ROTFLMAO
I absolutely love me a cross dressing comic! You can't even compare her to a cross dresser, she's a nasty two bit whore!
She has a face not even a Mother could love! I wonder if her biological parents are thanking their lucky stars that she doesn't know them!
CRAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYY BBBBBBIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHH!
I think it was pretty, but I was distracted by A) Danielle's insane lashes B) Andy queening out over Tori and C) It's effing Danielle. Everything about her is distracting.
http://prettyontheoutside.typepad.com/gilmore/2010/06/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey-its-all-about-the-kims-and-i-really-love-true-blood-too.html#more
LOVE HIS DRAWINGS! CHECK IT OUT PEEPS!
that was a snl skit, right?