Thursday
Jun172010
Two-fer

Yardwork featuring trashcan and outline of Blackberry, 2010 (part of the photographic series Frank's Butt)
Flipping Out's Jeff Lewis with client Chazzzzz. Finally, I understand what Katy Perry means about hottness melting my popsicle.
Tonight on the everlasting Real Housewives of New York City reunion, Sonja teaches Kelly how to count to four and Ramoner's neck retreats further into her shoulders:
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Reader Comments (33)
Watching a two minute clip of Kelly gives me a headache (though I will give her a teeny bit of props for the Pinot Grigio comment to Ramona...that was kinda funny).
If my husband had a butt like Frank's I wouldn't hate yardwork so much!
Jeff, Isn't Isn't he just dreamy............ gotta give props to Franks butt too
and here I thought Frank was just happy to see me....damn blackberry
What's going on with Chazzzz' outfit? Is he going for the "developmentally disabled" look?
Chazzercise is clearly trying to showcasing his ginormous package. He doesn't want anything getting in it's way: belt buckle to the side? Check! Attempt at making shirt look "casually" tucked in? Check! Sock in the briefs? Double check!
I love you Jeff.
If Andy Cohen DOES NOT ASK KELLY what satchels of gold means, I am going to throw a bottle of Pinot Grigio at my TV and never watch Bravo again.
@anon (the other one)-
obviously she's pointing out how cheap jews are
More of My Life on the D-List! :)
MY favorite moment of tonight:
After Kelly's OH PLAYBOY PETA PLAYBOY PETA! rambling answer to Andy asking her about the wearing fur/against animal abuse view, Andy haltingly saying, "But you...it is...it didn't seem, it didn't seem, like it made any SENSE, what you said..."
I thought the SAME thing when I saw Chaz's shirt and belt buckle.....trying to show off his junk. eww. not a fan.
As for Franks buttocks....Id like to get me some of that biz-ness!
Ahhhh Jeff's lips......
Anon the other one other one........What???
Dumbshit kelly has no idea what the hell she is saying. I think the satchels comment makes her think she is coming off as insightful. Really.......do you want to give her credit that she would actually know what it might mean?
And speaking of little miss bang flipper..........I was just about to throw my gin and tonic at my tv just listening to her (until I realized that would just mean I would have to get up and make another, and clearly that would just piss me off more.) I am not sure if I can get thru another season watching her defend the crazy and having Bravo spoon feed us that bullshit. She sits there and rolls her eyes, continually smooths and twirls her hair all the while bouncing her leg. She really believes that everyone is jealous. It's infuriating and disturbing all at once.
I would like to propose not to hold back until you earn enough amount of money to order different goods! You can just get the personal loans or just car loan and feel yourself free
I wish you would start a side blog of just photographs of Frank's butt. In black and white. It gets me every time.
Also, I'm wearing my belt buckle to the side tomorrow at work. I will report back if anyone notices. Actually I will report back either way.
I just heard the 'satchels of gold' comment on one of the reruns for the first time and I have no idea what she is referencing.
Photoshop Jeff's face out and he looks like another Florida retiree. I just do not get the attraction people have to this lip-enhanced gay man.
SGM thank you for another wonderful shot of the Frank's butt. . . .OOOPS I meant blackberry!
Seriously, I can't wait to see Jeff and the gang!
Could not watch RHONY too much drama - doesn't sound like I missed much. Has been the same shit for the past three episodes.
Thank you Jesus that's over for now!
Also kind of pissed Al Sharpton was not at the reunion.
I busted up laughing when Kelly was trying to explain something (the PETA thing maybe?) and she had the floor....and she talked in circles. And then said 'see how much more sense I make when I am allowed to speak?'. Andy's expression was PRICELESS.
Jill has zero issue yelling at people, making them feel bad and then throwing an 'I'm sorry' at the end because THAT WILL MAKE IT ALL BETTER. She sucks.
Oh Frank we've missed your butt so much
Kelly is a disaster. I liked it when Bethany let it slip they had to have a producer escort her home - Bravo knows something is wrong with her. They didn't want to be liable if she really flipped her lid on the show or on the plane coming home they needed to babysit her.
I felt a little sorry for Jill last night I think she is sorry for the thing with Bethany but sometimes issues like that aren't repairable.
Thanks for making me so happy today-Frank's butt,Jeffrey,and Chaz with california style plus new york fierce fashion was awesome. Someone give that man a handicapped placard!
seriously...the systematic bullying needs to stop. more decorating with jelly beans!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP4UjvqdL3I
And when did the Wilma Flintstone drag become so popular? The two giantesses always sporting the one shoulder look.
According to a source at Bravo: Alex and New One (party planner) are out. Kelly: still to be decided.