Are you sure you want to claim this, Father God?
Wednesday, February 24, 2010 
Alexis and Jim Bellino on Valentine's Day 2010.
Because Jim's faux-hawk, shirt and bloatation look like the work of the devil to me. To see Alexis sharing more of her beauty with the world, click here. Please, bring your "parting the Red Sea" jokes in the comments. (thanks for the tip, Mason.)
And now, buckle your beezers because there is a new preview for the Real Housewives of New York City. You MUST watch it:
(click through if you can't see video)
GASP! Televisionally speaking, I have never been so excited in my life. Did the Countess' song "Elegance is Learned" make your eyes roll back in your head? Me too!
Click below to hear Mason of Seattle's Movin 92.5 and me break down the most recent episode of Real Housewives of Orange County and discuss Mason's failed attempt to look at porn at work. Happy Wednesday, sexy mamas (and you four straight dudes too). xxoo
Reader Comments (56)
" I doubt young women are watching RHOC and looking up to them and if they are, there are bigger issues."
I didn't say they were "looking up to them"......I said they are watching shows like this, and women like Alexis are sending a strong message about a specific lifestyle and what it takes to achieve it. And if you think that young women are not watching then take a look at the advertisers and figure out the demographic that is targeting. It ain't the AARP crowd.
And in fact this is a "bigger issue" because there are 10 million cases of eating disorders in this country alone. And where do you think eating disorders stem from? Low- self-image; a person is not born with low self-image, it is created through consistent messages that foster an unhealthy/unrealistic ideal that women should aspire to be.
What the hell does "Dolly Parton is a good Christian" have to do with anything?
Yeah, you are saying "look up to them," just not using those actual words.
I don't think there's any problem with 14 year olds watching this crap. They just need smart parents in the room, to point out how wretchedly immoral (and laughable) Christians like Fat-Face and Ham-Breasts are.
Sorry, Bravo's demographics are gay men and women in their 30's and 40's. Not impressionable young women, they're watching MTV or no TV, they're on the internet.
And "for the record" Alexis is in great shape. You should probably take your tired too thin argument to Vogue.com, Karl Lagerfield and the runway (and I don't mean the one Romoner is on).
Young women are not looking up to these 40 somethings, they're horrified by them. There is nothing there to look up to.
I mentioned Dolly because you're going on and on about the "breast augmentation, botox, tans, hair highlights, makeup, dressing provocatively, and staying thin", that describes the lovely Dolly Parton and Jesus loves her, thank you very much, despite these sins against humanity that seem to bother you more than anything.
And I love her too, because she's a Christian who loves the gays.
Ham breasts!
Oh sweet Lord. Oh my effing goodness. I am so beyond thrilled. Ramoner's eyes, the Countess in all aspects, Bethenny apparently flipping shit all over the damn place, Alex making a comeback, Jill being Jill, and Bobby as the voice f reason.....looks like a perfect season to me. :)
I'm not against resorting to medical procedures to make yourself look good. However, using Christianity and religion to explain such actions is another thing. You do your thing cause it's your decision, not because you go by some norm dictated by your religion.
Brad Kent
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