Friday
Feb262010
An offering
Friday, February 26, 2010 I didn't watch Real Housewives of Orange County last night (went to see him and him, muy bueno) and won't be around today, but please feel free to discuss the show in my ignorance and absence. Recap will be up on Monday, so hold some back, okay?
In the meantime, please enjoy this tiny Ramoner gif, the creation of which stretched my brain to its very limits.
Have a splendid weekend, kittens!
Reader Comments (38)
I didn't get to watch the episode, but before the banter begins, I am going to declare Alexis' mom *off-limits*. She is just an innocent bystander, and seems to be a very nice lady (judging by the clips I saw).
I'm posting this from Missouri. Thank you, California, for taking Alexis. What an asset.
linda, her mom can't help it that she's just so plain. I mean her mom is plain. I don't know why she doesn't put on any make up or care about er clothes, it's not like she has anything else to do. She's so plain.
I'm with Linda. It's a non-topic.
I think Sarah was paraphrasing Alexis. So after watching the show you'll want to go after Alexis, not others who comment.
The whole mom-Alexis sequence was a snooze. I felt like I was the one being given anesthesia.
Non-topic my ass! First of all- She said she never had any prior surgery? Really? For a 59 year old broad her boobs were looking pretty damm perky in that low-cut sundress! And that surgeon? Suggesting permanent eye-liner?? Trashy-trasherson! That shit never looks good on ANYONE! I LOVED how Jeanna was nashing her teeth and all happy about Vicki getting what she gave. Classic. I can't wait for next weeks party-finale. Lynn's kids getting all wasted and everyone judging? Awesome!
I only saw a clip of her wearing the dress, but it seemed like something Bravo would lend to her to wear for the show. Believe me, that shit is not hanging in her closet in Missouri.
Breasts can stay perky if they're small; I think so many are enhanced nowadays, people expect everything to be hanging down by age 40. So leave Mom alone! Now!
Didn't we already see this episode? Oh wait, that was Tamra's mom getting a facelift. Yawn.
First of all... what kind of GD outfit is Vicki wearing!? "Oh, this ol' thing... it's just my Sunday romper"... Um... with a lace apron?! She really is a housewife afterall.
"Innocent bystander"? The mom could have visited before or after filming, or refused to sign a release to be on the show. I'm sure Bravo cut Ma a check for the appearance.
Watching the last few minutes of the episode and realized I checked this posting like six times during the show it to see if they were any new comments - this blog and board has now usurped (think that's a word) the power smut of RHOC. Wag the dog!!!
Oh I think Mom got a free facelift for the appearance, ala Tamra's mom. Do we think she paid for hers either? Still, I don't think she realizes the cost.
Well, go after her if you want then. I feel bad she got sucked into the whole mess.
Did Alexis leave mom at the surgical center and go home and change clothes? And what the hell was with the roller disco satin shorts she wore to lunch with mom??
I haven't watch the episode, but I believe I've lost interest in them and that's why there isn't any hurry. It's always the same old drama manufactured. Vickie plays the victim, Tamra plays the disenchanted housewife, Gretchen the laughing hyenia, Lynn the clueless wonder, and now we have Alexis who I can't figure out at all. I doubt I'll watch them if there is another season but I do enjoy your recaps.
Kadooz to Ramoner! She made that catwalk her bitch!
Why do commentors on this blog feel the need to moderate other people's comments?
Alexis' mom needed more than just a facelift...how about a brain transplant?
The only way the finale (and any future tapings) will make my to do list is if Jeana and Donn get married.
Hope this isn't old news....Maxim pics of Alexis.
http://starcasm.net/archives/36401
The mom's face reminded me of Ana Gasteyer.
Irked by the dinner scene with Lynne and Frank the Tank... If Lynne thinks she's "white" becuase she hasn't gotten her spray tan then I might as well be transparent! Sheesh... I also think it's funny that Lynne says she a "pushover" when it comes to Frank when really she gave-in after having a couple glasses of wine, getting horny and eye-fucking the hell out of Frank.
Umm... how much did Gretchen pay for her display at the expo? Whoa...
The whole show is distasteful, not even entertaining. It's like the worst of humanity and very depressing.
I'm with Gay Hooker on Jeana and Donn. And isn't SGM the only one to declare anyone or anything off limits on her site? Just askin.
@Chateaudelu -- I'm thinking Bravo has a bowl full of slips of paper with various "antics' written on them -- Facelift with Mom, "Host" a Fancy Dinner Party, Pretend to Write Your Own Book, Make a Record, Date Slade Smiley, etc. -- and each castmember reaches in and chooses one at the start of the season. The Bravo Antics Bowl can just be passed around to all the different casts in all the different cities ad infinitum...and so we need never again be without Real Housewives.
Oops, shoulda written, "antics" (closed quote).