Warning: this photo may hypnotize you
Wednesday, December 16, 2009 
I've been looking at it for about 10 minutes now and I still can't tear myself away. I think I want to...motorboat Andy Cohen's furry chest? Yes. Yes, I do.
Remember the reports of Kim Zolciak demanding more money to appear on the Real Housewives of Atlanta? Well, Kim has turned out to be a wily negotiator--recently she pulled out her secret weapon: The Lesbian Rumor. Her alleged lover is the lady in the middle of that gay manwich up there, 9th grade algebra teacher Miami DJ Tracy Young. Can you hear Bravo panting? Read more juicy details here.
(By the way, I know some sites are saying that Kim has already been fired, but I can't find any confirmation from a reputable--and I use that word hesitantly in this context--source. If you can, email my know-it-all ass.)
Don't forget the Top Chef reunion tonight. I don't know if I can bear to watch my sweet Porkchop put on a brave face for the cameras.
If there is any justice in the world, he will win fan favorite.
Thoughts?
Reader Comments (12)
You know that Kevin was going through divorce during the finale, right?
FYI: my 9th grade algebra teacher really was a lesbian; same with my gym teacher...
First of all- Kevin is SINGLE NOW? WHERE ARE MY SHOES?
Secondly, has anyone else noticed that Michael's only real expression is "Blue Steel"? So hot right now.
I'm uncomfortable with the number of female grabby hands on my beloved Andy.
Did anyone else notice Andy's super sweaty upper lip? In fact, they all looked super sweaty!
omg, I'm in love with Kevin, too! But after they showed those old pictures of him with his mom I realized: if he loses the beard, I'm out.
Kevin is getting divorced? That sucks. He sounded so in love and devoted on the show. I LOVE Top Chef. So sad it's over. I hope Kevin gets Fan Fave. He deserves it. Or Robyn (just kidding!)
I just found this: http://www.examiner.com/x-29612-Scottsdale-TV-Examiner~y2009m12d16-The-real-reason-redbearded-Kevin-didnt-win-the-Top-Chef-finale
I am going to play the lesbian card at work to get a raise. I am not yet sure exactly how that will work yet, but I am going to try.
SGM - have you watched 1000 Ways to Die on Spike? YOU NEED TO GET ON THAT SHIT. It's total exploitation/snuff. In a good way. I think. But really, I need you to review the thing.
ok i was just in redheadedmonk's restaurant a few weeks ago and his wife was there working and our waitress referred to her as "kevin's wife". so unless waitress just felt uncomfortable letting us in on the gossip, i think they are still together??
fyi fan favorite winner will be announced on watch what happens live tonight.
He was such a good sport. But I still love my man meat Michael!
Some time before, I really needed to buy a car for my organization but I didn't have enough money and couldn't purchase anything. Thank heaven my sister adviced to take the loans at banks. Therefore, I acted so and used to be happy with my secured loan.