My favorite moment from last night
Tuesday, June 15, 2010 was when LuAnn, in her gravelly bass-baritone voice, said "I don't know where that drag queen comment came from."
!!!!!! And then it got even better when Bethenny lied and said something like, "it was just an alliteration" instead of "dude, look at yourself!" Oh GOD. I can't stop smiling.
Also enjoyable slash frustrating: Kelly's continued inability to follow a conversation. Too many examples to count. Did you like her constantly bouncing leg and parroting of her Systematic Bullying PSA? She is quite a miracle of science, this person who has a big wad of chewing gum for a brain.
I have to add this about Bethenny. When my first baby was 13 days old, I was living in pajamas, crying three times daily, and bleeding heavily from the cooter. A short trip to the grocery store exhausted me for hours. And here she is, her skinny ass in an evening gown, listening to Jill spout the bullshit and Kelly describe an alternate reality. Why? WHY WHY WHY? If it were me, I would have murdered someone in the first hour and as the police dragged me away, I would have screamed "IT WAS WORTH IT!" Anyhow, I thought she was visibly strained.
Still chuckling about LuAnn.
What else?
Kathy Griffin on tonight (WHEW) and Real Housewives of DC is on deck (thanks Rachael).
Reader Comments (65)
I think Jill's excessive damage control is out of hand. Her copping to everything and profusely apologizing has done nothing but turn people off.
It looks like the real estate agent took the pictures of Danielle's house with his camera phone. Down to 1,095,000 now.
I just read the Teresa article in People magazine. God they piss me off so much. She is dumb as a rock.
love the sticker on the bottom of jills laboutins...could it be a century 21 purchase?
What does Teresa say????? Does she say she's getting a job to pay for her $11 m Kangol hat? That honestly makes my blood boil!
Teresa's architect said, "She couldn't make up her mind about the plans...She went on flights of fancy that were totally impossible to execute. A huge kitchen, fancy stairways. She wanted all the most luxurious features. It was unrealistic. I don't think she had any concept of the finances." -People magazine, on newstands now!
Joe sounds equally clueless if you can imagine that..."For the nine years we've been married, she had a credit-card bill, and I would pay it. She might spend $10,000 on stupid things, but I didn't question it --and it always got paid."
aaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
ps they just sound so trashy in the article, I can't believe their PR person told them to give this interview. Sheer dumbness.
I just read that article in People too. Most offensive to me was that horrible Bratz themed room.
That Bratz room had a little Novagratz feeling to it.
Shame on you, anon! (but am sniggering as I type that)
omg so good. This show PROVES that MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU CLASS!!!!!
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Which issue of People has the Teresa article? The June 21 issue just had a little half-page thing with her canned "learn from our mistakes" statement. No quote from an architect, etc.
Didn't Bethany have a c-section? That would eliminate the bleeding lady parts, though none of the other issues of a brand new baby.
All of Jill's apologizing was completely negated by her spiteful "Spread eagled on the floor of yuh husband's hotel!" attacks (two of them) on Alex.
When my first baby was 13 days old, I was living in pajamas, crying three times daily, and bleeding heavily from the cooter.
I CAN'T EVEN!!! Best quote ever!