Friday
May142010
Bonk!
Friday, May 14, 2010 
I only managed to watch 10 minutes of Real Housewives of New York City last night but it was the part where Kelly tried to storm off and couldn't open the door.
Sometimes my love for this show is overflowing.
I'm headed out of town but I will do anything (or anyone) it takes to stay up all night on Sunday and recap this episode. Did anyone happen to catch the Countess doing her spoken word rap on WWHL last night? Please report.
Major big throbbing bikini hearts to all of you.
Reader Comments (44)
The stuff that spews out of Kelly's mouth you just can't make that stuff up! She is an idiot - the door scene was priceless - and lemons and lemonade - she never fails to entertain. Supposedly she went to Columbia University I find that so hard to believe, how did she ever get in. I did see the Countess on WWHL and I couldn't watch the whole thing when she was singing. What I did find interesting is how she constantly was defending Kelly saying it was all editing on RHNY - that's why Kelly looked so bad. I can't wait for next week!
i only caught the first 30 mins before I conked out, but the door scene was PRICELESS! Bethenny's one liners rock, as much as that solid jaw of hers. The lemoon-adie, the grapes to wine, Kely was on fire & no editing made her look that stupid.
How can anyone remember anything from this episode other than Ramoners dancing?
It was refreshing to not have to listen to Jill bitch for a whole episode!
Watching LuAnn and that dork kiss was as gross as being forced to watch your parents make-out.
Kelly's shoulders make her look top-heavy enough to fall overboard...here's to hoping.
What do you think that Kelly says after seeing the show and all the stupid remarks that she says? Maybe that she never said them? and the editing is wrong? At least this time Bethenny was not alone w/Kelly and others heard the crap that she said.
Ramoner telling that Hooters guy that she still finds her hubby HOT, she was like 2 inches from his face OMG, I thought she was gonna kiss him again and her eyes freaking LOL
WWHL the Countless rapping wasn't that bad, there was some technical stuff in there to help her, but better than the 1st song about Class and way better than Tardy for the Party. During the show she was LuLu, not the countess, she was like normal, laughing, not so dramatic, or caustic I was so surprised and I like LuLu [that's what Silex calls her] omg what if she has a multiple personality?? and LuLu only comes out at night.................
OMG I cannot get over this episode, it was the best! I can't wait for next week's episode! Seriously, Kelly has to be suffering from some mental illness.
"I guess two of Kelly's wires got crossed because she kept having these little short circuits, zzz--zz, every second something was triggering her."
BEST.LINE. EVER. So spot on! Kelly's hate for Bethenney is so apparent, I was so proud of Bethenney for trying to avoid it as much as possible.
seriously guys, I can't describe Kelly. Someone help me out.
The best quote of last night's episode is "This isn't Mickey Mouse University!!!" in reference to Kelly's some-how-some-way graduation from Columbia University.
Definitely the best episode yet. Luann, Ramoner, Kelly... All stellar performances. Kelly was just top notch crazy this week...
One of my readers wrote a funny recap... go read it until SGM comes back!
http://sketch42blog.com/2010/05/reader-recap-real-housewives-of-nyc/
You say exactly what I am thinking but you put it so much more eloquently and with such a funny spin. I can always count on you to make me laugh. What am I going to do when my girls are off of the air again? I know, NJ but even though they are my second faves they aren't quite the same.
Pamela
I loved it when the sleaze ball brought his own book as a 'gift' to Lulu on their date.
On WWHL, a viewer called/emailed/texted/tweeted and asked Andy to ask the countess "How do you feel knowing that Jill only likes you as a friend because you are now the underdog?" Luann was dumbfounded and said "Who says I'm the underdog? why would anyone think I'm the underdog?" Andy tells her, "Well, you did just get divorced..." Luann didn't get it though. She told the viewer that she doesn't think of herself as the underdog.
I think we all see it though. The divorce, losing Rosie the housekeeper, her house, not being able to afford the apartment she wants in the city. Jill could focus on all that stuff and think of her as the underdog.
Also, Andy mentioned that the housewives get to see each episode a few days before it's aired. I didn't know that.
Kelly's Tweets, from http://twitter.com/kikilet
i cannot listen to someone exploit the death of another human. it is against my nature. i am human and sensitive, sorry.
i am on the show for the platform ot be more charitable.
she hates me for i wont play her game. i like pioneers/mavericks who empower and explore.
i am on the is show to create a platform to be charitable, and i have been on a amazing level. i am proud
lets make"CREEPY" teeshirts. everyone knows someone who does something creepy. lets make them and sell them for charity. do it.
Haters I cannot comment on "storylines". Keep it real, for me. Bad acting does not equal real. Ugh.
ugh. i have swimmers shoulders. you have no idea. i had nowhere to escape. i was pinocchio.
i feel sorry for you to judge based on a tv show. enjoy the life you have. want to want. hate hurts people
look at yourself before you judge others. hurt people hurt people. oouch that really hurt my feelings.
Columbia University has an amazing GENERAL STUDIES Program. Get educated because you can
are u smarter than a 5th grader. that show is brillant.
jimmy fallon is funny. kristen wig is funny.
i am grateful to be on #realhousewives. i am able to be so charitable, and i love every second of giving.
this episode was my FAVORITE!!! the door scene - PRICELESS!
and bethenny's one-liners were at their very best.
I thought it was the funniest episode ever! ROTF funny!!
Kelly is an utter moron. Those poor children of hers have to raise themselves since their mother is a complete idiot.
Where do I begin? I agree w/Stephanie. I found myself liking LuAnn a whole lot more while she was on WWHL. She was totally keeping it real.
And Kelly - my goodness. I almost feel sorry for her. Almost. I think that she's one of those people who tries to be clever or deep but it comes off as plain stupid. I mean look at her Twitter stream. Oy vey, And yes, it was nice to have an episode without Jill.
I want to go out drunk dancing with Ramoner!! Love her drunk!!
Besides all the arguing and what have u's! Didn't anyone else notice the fact that the cheezeball record producer? eek you out? "That's what I'm talking 'bout!" Who says that? at least, every sentence? Just saying! and the "unbearably awkward" kissy/slippy/slidey face with the Countess and Cort? Barry Manilow anyone? Kelly, I do not feel sorry for you, and the fact you could not figure out how to get the door open, well, need I say more? Despite all of the above, I am still watching...... why, I have no effing idea!
Kelly is bat shit crazy and im EATING IT UP! When she made her grand exit into the glass door I howled.
The Countess going to an old "opium den" with Court and ordering weird drinks "that one burns" and then making out in the creepiest way I have ever seen. I just had to cringe...YUK... What is she doing... And then the bar was on fire!! "Its getting hot in here".
Best Bethenny line in my opinion...."I want to vampire Ramonas ass and get some Pinot Grigio"
I am so confused as to what Kelly's explanation for this episode is: On her blog she says she is embarrassed by her behavior. On WWHL, Andy inferred that she is blaming it on editing. Her tweets seem to imply that it is scripted? Which one is it?
Joanna:
Cocaine.
Kelly's latest Tweet:
when you challenge me, you challenge yourself. i think its so great everyone has an opinion. off to horses
Is anyone else distracted by Ramoner's face during her interviews where she is wearing a purple blouse? Face lift? Brow lift? Nose job? Too much tru renewal? She looks different in a way I can't put my finger on, and not just in her typical crazed out hyperthyroidy way.
I thought that episode of WWHL was the best one yet...I laughed so hard I thought I pulled a muscle. Andy Cohen introduced her performance by saying "she describes it as spoken word over a Caribbean beat.." I was all "huh?" and then it began...the shots back to Andy during the performance were PRICELESS...
Lulu, was indeed a very different person that the Countess....
it looks to me like someone has been feeding Kelly's feeble brain with a lot of Scientology garbage. Her almost violent reaction to terms like "survivor" and "feelings" reminded me of Scientologist doctrine. Maybe Scientologists only recruit the semi-retarded,