Thursday
May132010
My heart pounds with anticipation
Thursday, May 13, 2010 At long last, the "GO TO SLEEP!" episode is up on us. This might be where the seed is planted:
(click through if you can't see the video)
Is there anything better than Kelly giving Bethenny advice? I think not.
Does anyone want to talk about Real Housewives of New Jersey, specifically Danielle's bathroom and her bidet with the big bottle of pump soap on it? (endless thanks to gayhooker for pointing it out to me.) OH GOD, where is Decorno when you need her?!
Also. The masturbatory luncheon. WOW.
Did anyone else get a little turned on watching Albie throw ham?
His hair had much better lighting this episode. I'm back in the fold, bitchez.
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SGM, I would LOVE to read your recaps for RHONJ. Please, please, please!
I wonder if Sonja wears JP's class ring when she gets ready for a fight...
Saw this on People Mag's cite: On Tuesday night, Britney Spears's mother Lynne had a girls' night out at the lower Manhattan restaurant Kenmare with her niece, a family friend and Real Housewives of New York City's Jill Zarin.
Guess Jill is shopping for new friends.....
Jill has also had dinner with Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan (seriously).
I am certain there are appearance fees involved.
i cannot fucking WAIT for tonight's shitshow.
all aboard bitches!!!
also, i can't help but think that that fucking pump bottle on danielle's bidet was either a.) pussy sanitizer or b.) lube
I've been waiting for the shrieky "go to SLEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!" episode for what seems like forevs. It's been like two whole months.
I must also be a gayhooker because that pump soap on the bidet was the ONLY thing I noticed about her bathroom.
Alls I know is if I was shipping off for the "Life with Vicki" cruise and accidentally boarded the Bachelorette Depress, man overboard!
"pussy sanitizer"
I couldn't finish eating my dinner because I was laughing so hard....seriously that is the ONLY thing I noticed about the bathroom. And WHO shows off their bidet...seriously. That woman is freaking scary she is so crazy. Did you guys read that blog post she did on Bravo referencing Jacqueline's 17 year old daughter and bjs? Seriously??
How about a hybrid message from the two shows: "Please use this bidet and (pussy santizer) before YOU JUST GO TO SLEEP!!" Also, I keep thinking about Danielle's threat to the Manzos: " I'll come a knocking but I won't come alone or without my bidet and pussy sanitizer."
I can't tell you how much I LOVE MY HD BRAVO CHANNEL. I get the east coast feed!!
Oh Albie *sigh* - so hot. So so so hot.
Danielle - what a freak-o! The fact that she had a party for her daughter and she wasn't even there...geez. And it doesn't seem like any of those ladies would have been friends with her. i think Bravo paid them.
I *heart* Albie!
Love ya all bitches!
The freaking Ham game!!! I'll play the ham game w/Albie
Danielle girl you are still a mess, still trying to keep up with the Manzos, still trying to weasel your way into their lives, face it bitch, they don't want you !!! Maybe you should redirect your energy, do some repairs on your house, the bidet looks little dirty, the nails in the walls, do you think anyone will want to buy your house looking all run down
Maybe Danielle will share some of that pussy sanitizer with the Cuntess' vocal cords...
Tonight's episode was INSANE. I'm watching it for the second time now, and also watched the Watch What Happens episode. Kelly honestly looks like she's going to implode. It's AMAZING. Here she goes, trying to get back through the sliding glass doors.
Oh my goodness, I am loving drunk Ramona ans Sonja...and Kelly's , well, being Kelly. The "GO TO SLEEEEP" has not happened yet but after this commercial break it should. I'm so glad the episode has finally arrived!
Kelly is a few fries short of a happy meal.
Damn it to hell! Making us wait another week for the long-awaited "Go to sleeep!"
Or maybe I'm just kidding and I missed it and I'm watching a silly rerun. :(
The Alex/Bethenny coterie is cunty. I hate them. Kelly was (is) crazy but I feel sorry for her - she's trying to do her PR 102 but her true resentments at being picked on by Bethenny all of last season are raw.
Bethenny brought up Kelly in MANY post-show interviews. She constantly went after her, and since Kelly was busy burying herself in terrible PR, post-arrest, and Bethenny was promoting a successful book, Bethenny had - and took - many chances to say snide, mean shit about Kelly. Kelly probably fumed but put some effort into putting it behind her or at least pretending she was fine, but she - like many folks in her position - hates her Home-Plate-Faced the faced tormenter. I get it. It's terrible, but I get it. Kelly's kids are her own concern, of course, but Kelly's kids are doubtless old enough and were undoubtedly able to read at least some of Bethenny's poison - the book tour and publicity happened over the summer. I don't think it's a stretch for Kelly to have said that Bethenny made things hard on her (Kelly's) family. Not intentionally, but difficult nonetheless. Bethenny clearly, IMHO, thinks no one is as important, as sensitive, as wounded as she is. She's really tremendously selfish and cruel. She deserves a lot more hell than crazy fumbling Kelly will ever deliver.
I hope I'm allowed to use the c-word, guys (or is it the Seaward, a la Lucille Bluth?). GayHooker, you are killing me and making me cringe all at once with...'pussy sanitizer.' Holy god, I hope i get to sleep tonight.
OMFG! OMFG! OMFG! CHECK OUT THE 11TH PICTURE! I AM SICK TO MY STOMACH!!
http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-new-york-city/photos/housewives-overboard
From LuAnn's blog, "Spending time with Courte is always interesting because he's smart and funny. I just wanted to let my hair down and have a good time with someone who could make me laugh. I loved it when he ordered a drink called the Deal Closer! Dating on camera was a little awkward, especially the kissy-kissy part. He gave me a copy of his new book, Scandolocity as a gift. Flirting with a smart and handsome man is always fun."
HANDSOME? SERIOUSLY? REALLY? WTF? Valuim is a beautiful thing! She thinks she can carry a tune and she thinks this shirt lifter is handsome!
KISSY KISSY?!?! What is she five?
Courte looks like a middle aged lesbian.
argh,
If Kelly is so worried about her kids, she should quit the show and get an honorable job, one that won't open her up to massive ridicule on a national scale.
Re picture 11. OMFG! Apparently elegance can be learned but NOT taste or discernment. Can Luanne possibly be that hard-up she would let that coked up greaseball near her? And when he throws his head back to indulge in that maniacal laughter, you can practically see all the way down to his asshole!
Oh, and Kelly, you posed nude in Playboy. When you decide to let your naughty parts be the fuel for any random masturbatory fire, well then, you're a whore. Sorry. Although, now that I think about it, who would wank to a uniboob?
Kelly's kids are doubtless old enough and were undoubtedly able to read at least some of Bethenny's poison
Bitch please. Fifty percent of the planet's Internet users are laughing at Kelly.