In the Lurch
Tuesday, March 23, 2010 I believe that's where I'm leaving you. I need to take a few weeks off. I KNOW. It's so Vicki Gunvalson "I'm outta here," isn't it? But I'm not doing it because of runaway control and anger issues; I just need to focus on a few real-life endeavors. Thanks to all of you who stop by here to gossip/laugh/commiserate with me. I will miss you terribly.
A few business matters:
1. Voting for Jen ends tomorrow. She's in second place last I checked, and they take the top 136. Still, it ain't over til it's over, so your vote would be very appreciated. Keep us posted via the comments, Jen.
2. Many thanks to Lauren at the uber-fashionable Second City Style and Richie at the fabulous Richie Designs for naming me as one of their favorite blogs (here and here). As that retard Kelly Bensimon would say, I'm so flattered. (But I'm being sincere.)
3. The beautiful Z-Dub and I met last night to see Jay-Z in concert. OMG. Did you hear me? OMG!!!!!!! Such an excellent show. Thanks, Z-Dub, for the Champagne tailgate and having my back when I almost had to throw down with that surly be-spandexed teenager who was sitting in my seat. Thrilling!
Be back soon. xxoo
Reader Comments (57)
We are so fabulous, I can't even stand it. Thanks for such a good time, sorry you had to stand behind the tallest man alive! Enjoy your time off.
xo-ZDub
I'm so sad but ... sniff... I'll make it. I live in Croatia now, formerly of Wash Park and this is my gateway to the West. thanks!
fart in your mouth SGM!!!!!!!!! right in the middle of RHONY?!?!?!
You will be missed! Come back soon.
Come back soon- your recaps are better than the shows! Enjoy your time off!
first gay hooker and now you? this is too cruel!
O please, Sketch... What can I say, in-the-closet Republicans need me right now...
xoxo SGM
Go get your shit tight. It's what Jeff Lewis would want you to do.
Did Z-Dub steal her daughter's hair extensions?
I swear to God I thought you were going to say, "I WORK!! I HAVE A JOB!!!" I would of had to call you a bitch and then smack you!
SGM...I'm going to miss you. I hope you are only going away for awhile to play with your hubby's delish ass! BUTT(pun intended) if I hear you are posing for Playboy along side Kelly B. and didn't share that with us, I really will have to hunt you down.
Right after I stand in line at Kwik Shop, grabbing a copy and posting in here. ;) Come back soon!
Love ya!!!!
OMG! I loved everyone's comments.
Dude...take care of you and we'll all be here when you get back!
Love ya bitch!
M
OMG I will so miss you! I hope everything works out for you! Come back soon!
XO
I don't know what pisses me off more here, SG. Myself, for taking a break from visiting my fave blogs and now being (obviously) punished, or the fact that my two FAVORITE girls went to a Jay-Z show without me?!?! Whateves, SG, whateves.
happy for you...enjoy a well deserved break.
Prostitution Whore! Just kidding, come back real soon!!! We need you.
Don't be Tardy for the Party...that we'll hold when you come back! Trying to be mature, unselfish and all that other shit and say...enjoy yourself when I just really want to do is pout. Come back restored!! XOXO We'll miss you!
Going off SGM cold turkey will have some negative effects. I'm twitching already.
You take as long as you need, sweetness.
You will be sorely missed!!!
You will be missed!!!
We'll all be here, SGM! See you when you get back.
I'll keep you posted as soon as I hear something on the Oaks parade. I'm already charging my camera just in case I get to go, and just in case Andy Cohen is there, and just in case I get the chance to sneak up on him and take a picture of his beautiful chest hair, just for you.
And, please, just promise us you'll come back. Because first it was Lauri, and then there was Jeana, and I just don't think I can take it if you leave for good too.
We'll miss you, looking forward to seeing you post again!
No, Kelly B. would say, "I'm infamous now!" D'oh.
Have a great break. xo
Nooooooo! My life is over. What will I do without you? You make watching RH worth while. I hope your real life endeavors get taken care of quickly and you come back to us!