Thursday
Mar182010
The little one's okay in my book
Thursday, March 18, 2010 See here:
Oh, I enjoyed that! Teddy's all "Mom, you are a ho for showing your boobies to the world. END OF DISCUSSION."
Kelly is Andy's guest on Watch What Happens Live tonight.
Looking forward to it!
(P.S. If you still haven't voted for Boo (see last post) because you're thinking "meh, she'll get enough votes," YOU ARE WRONG. Get on it before I have to get even more bossy. Many thanks to those of you who have already voted. xxoo)
Reader Comments (29)
So, so sad. The dynamic there is SO disturbing, and I'm sure some of it has to do with the cameras, but really, what mother speaks to her kids that way? And what kids respond that way? It made me think of the awkward lunches I used to endure with my mother's baby sister, who we saw maybe 4 times a year, would sweep in and take me and my sister for "girls' day" then freak us out with her feigned intimacy and concern for us. Something is not okay there...
I'm hoping that Kelly meant that if the girls wanted to pose for Playboy "when they are older", it would be ok.
The kids seem good-natured, and confident about speaking their minds and disagreeing with their mom. I don't see a problem.
OMG why is she touching Andy Cohen? and if that is her holding him, she has man hands
I'm with you, SGM. I would like to high-five that kid through the television.
Ah, even I can tell that's Kelly's head plastered on someone else's photo and I don't know squat about these things. :)
The little one said: mom you work so hard for us" and kelly responds "nice" snarkily!
While I realize my photoshopping skills are amazing, Mary is right, it is not a real photo. That's not to say that Kelly does not have man-hands, b/c I'm pretty sure she does.
It's not a "book" ya dumbass, it's a wank mag. A nicely produced wang rag. So yes, I'm sure we would all be very proud to have our daughters grow up to pose for Playboy. Cuz it's better than Hustler.
Thankfully the thing doesn't come with audio cuz that would be a boner killer. If I had a boner. Which I do but only for Jeff Lewis.
Count as of 8:00 am NY time -
Carol - 269
Boo - 208
COME ON PEOPLE!! VOTE!!
In the industry, people do call magazines "books."
This was the best part of the whole episode... and since SGM so nicely put it on here, I watched it about 5 times. While I've always assumed Bravo took editing liberities.... I noticed that it's really apparent in this clip. FIRST: they sit down at the table and their water glasses are turned upside DOWN. NEXT: The water glasses are filled and you can see a lemon slice and a straw. THEN: the water glasses are turned upside DOWN again! THEN: they have water again! THEN: the little one eats a french fry!! hmmm. oh well. that's tv magic for you.
I tuned in for a total of 15 minutes and turned the channel (the horror) Maybe it was the boring car ride with and Luanne and company? Or possibly the equally riveting discussion with Kelly and kids? Oh wait- I know! It was the "get over yourself and your TIRED-ASS Shecky in the Poconos one liners" Bethanny routine. I'm no prude and cuss the like a mo-fo but really? The Learning Annex is not the place for her stand-up routine.
I watched this last night in complete confusion! Those girls are little and act like they're 30! I just didn't think that it was good that they talked to their mother like she was a friend and not a parent, and two I would think they don't need to know that at that time! Oh well, I guess I'll parent my children my way, and the world can do it their way!
Lila Ferraro
Queen Bedroom Sets
Melisse: I know!! SGM: no offense intended
mary (with the small "m")
And btw I am trying to vote for Boo but I'm having a difficult time (she says politely) registering.
Finally, one more vote for Boo!
Wow Chloé - fantastic detective work! Just rewatched and had not paid attention the first time.
Make your life easier take the home loans and all you need.
I stand corrected and shall call all wank rags spooge books from now on.
I just finished watching the episode. It took me about 4 times before I could get through it without falling asleep.
Anyway, we should start a drinking game where we take a shot every time that someone says the words "Get a hobby" on the show.
ALSO, I love how all the housewives see such distinctions between Bethany's nudity "PETA is NOT Playboy" and Kelly's " The most infamous book in the world" and Alex's " Weird photos cropping up on the internet."
chloe -
the same weird thing happens with alex & simon at the pizza scene. The camera pans a glass of wine and a minute later simon is asking alex if she wants a glass of wine, as if she never had one.
...and the Countess is always doing her off-scene commentary in the burgundy top with the turquoise necklace, no matter what the episode...
Count as of 9:14 am NY time -
Carol - 296
Boo - 260
COME ON PEOPLE!! VOTE!!
why does Kelly always insist in putting her children in matching outfits?! this is only cute when children are twins and under the age of 12 months. I remember this whole issue from last season when she wanted her girls in matching sweater sets IN THE MIDDLE OF SUMMER. I don't get it.