Tuesday
Feb162010
Bravo's Bid for the Heterosexual Male: The RHOC Lesbian Subtext
Tuesday, February 16, 2010 Photos from bravotv.com, captions by me (I'm just trying to flesh the story out for you):
"Oh God, Gretchen. You have no idea how good it feels to hold a hand that's not sweaty and bloated."
"Gretchen, if we go down, I just want you to know that even though you gave me crabs, these last few weeks have been the best of my life."
"Ladies, tonight we give 'naked wasted' a whole new meaning. WOO HOO!"
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Reader Comments (10)
Damnit. This will have to wait until I am at work tomorrow. With speakers.
The only reason to ride those faces is to shut their gobs.
"Please don't let me get the grandma"
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Sarah, have you learned nothing from the Housewives? Doesn't matter if you can afford a new computer with speakers, just buy it.
Lolo, Ha! Good point.
Harv. It was mortifying. Borders keeps the Playboys behind the register and she kept pulling them out one by one and saying "is this it? Is this it?" Then she took a stack and fanned them in front of me. I can't go back.
you kill me
UPDATE: I am buying the Playboy tomorrow from Border's before I meet my girlfriend for wine. I will report back.
Again with your "friend" on Facebook. Admitting is the first step.
And no worries. I am working on a new computer, but if Gretchen taught me anything, it's to make the man pay for it. So I am trying to convince my fiance that I won't marry him until I get it. Duh. Why spend my money if I can spend his.
THE EAGLE HAS LANDED (I have the Playboy).
Sarah, I will let my "friend" out herself.....
The funniest thing is that you were buying kids books when you asked for the Playboy.
(It reminds me of a store near here, which has a neon sign in the window proclaiming: "Adult and Children's Videos.")
Please have that Playboy in your car at drop off or pick up for preschool! We are bad mommies!