Neigh, Neigh!
Thursday, February 11, 2010 
1. Check out Kelly Bensimon's diet before posing for the March issue of Playboy (hint: another reason to smack her with a riding crop). John Mayer's locker-room interview is in the very same issue! Am I allowed to buy porn with two kids in tow?
2. From Jeff Lewis' facebook page:
If that doesn't get your blood pumping, then I don't know what will.
3. I said in the most recent radio recap with Mason that I am a grammar and spelling freak. Let me clarify. I am a grammar and spelling freak only when it comes to other people. It's kind of like Countess Luann and manners.
4. Something new for your ipod! I have a feeling we're going to hear Tamra's cover of "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere" very soon.
5. Real Housewives of Orange County tonight--Lynne is pissed that Alexa and Racquel's tv watching was interrupted by the eviction notice, and Alexis and Vicki have a heated dicussion re: Who Are You Permitted to Call at the Table when You're Out to Lunch? It looks a little boring, but we'll whip it into something exciting. Meet you back here soon.
Reader Comments (33)
That Kelly is such a fricking tart I swear. "I ride TWO horses a day" oh please...Why not just say I ride horses and leave it at that? She never fails to annoy.
I can't wait to see how she looks "full."
Oh. JLew. I can't wait until you and Zoila are back in my life.
New workout song to replace Tardy for the Party.
Maybe I should take notes during tonight's episode.
i feel so bad that it is so difficult for her to keep weight on her body, and that by the end of summer, she is just rully rully skinny. oh, the pain! can't wait for rhoc tonight! yayayayayay!
I threw up in my mouth a little when I read that.
I have an image in my head of her & Nene sitting in front of a massive mound of chicken wing bones while Nene says, "I was so huuuuuuungryyyyyy!"
Wow the ambassador for Wool has come along way!
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Hahahaha, BUY PORN! BUY IT!
I'm watching RHOC right now. 10 minutes in? I feel so sorry for Frank. I feel like I shouldn't, BUT I DO.
Please stop with the "I threw up in my mouth a little".
throw up just came into my mouth and then oozed past my lips into large chunky piles on the floor.
i can't wait to see kelly's crooked boobs. and her tan beaver.
lately john mayer is becoming LESS repulsive. his music still sucks though.
The throwing up thing really is yuk. Think of something new.
Will there be an "official" episode post or can we start purging last nights pain here?
Speaking of purging and last night's RHOC...I thought cancer caused weight loss, not [massive] weight gain...
I do plan to post a recap, but get it all out here if you need to.
Actually Gayhooker, Thyroid cancer WREAKS havoc with your metabolism and you basically have none and does aid in weight gain and absolutely no loss. It's a bitch.
I'll wait for the recap. I think I'm having PTSD from Patty Stanger's thigh high boot/ mini dress debacle on Watch What Happens...
I propose as an alternative: "I threw up in my shoe a little."
"Watch What Happens" is like one of those SNL skits that goes on and on and on and you start to feel like death cannot come fast enough to relieve the misery.
Yes my Love you are encouraged to buy porn.
Love,
Frank
I like "I threw up in my shoe a little!"
Another alternative is "bazooey," which was coined by an 8 year old I know. Usage: "When I saw how hairy and greasy Teresa looked on Watch What Happens Live, it made me bazooey."
p.s. y'all are vicious today! I'm going to chalk it up to being antsy over Brianna's cancer scare.
Did anyone read Alexis' blog on Bravo? Am I to assume from what she wrote that she and Jimbo own a hotel? Or is she just shilling for a hotel?
How about Andy touching Teresa's hair on WWHL? I imagined it felt like a nylon scrubbing pad that had been used to clean out a deep fryer.
yah that beer gut is really showing in her dress.
please. really? I don't buy it for a second
I prefer to think that Briana had just eaten fried chicken chased with beer. Or maybe she just ate Kelly.
SGM--I accidentally hit "reject" rather than "publish" on your comment on my blog today! Stoopid iphone/fat fingers/maybe I should stop eating chicken and drinking beer and start throwing up in my mouth more.