Wednesday
Feb102010
Calling Simon Barney a bitch on the radio...check!

Simon's profile picture on classmates.com
It's always so gratifying to achieve lifelong goals. Mason and I engage in some name-calling and discuss Lynne's (premature) housewarming party below:
Reader Comments (16)
Check this shit out!
http://teamsimonbarney.com/
Check the address at the bottom of the page!
I love that we can cuss here.
We can totally cuss here.
Re teamsimonbarney, he's back at Fletcher Jones?! Can't wait to see what that site up and running!
Hypocrite alert: after calling myself a spelling and grammar freak in the podcast, I had two glaring errors in my post. Thanks to Maureen, who alerted me via email (which was nice of her because she could have broadcast it on facebook a la Simon).
You should know up front then, I'm no English major and frequently misspell and use words incorrectly. I like to think it's part of my charm ;) That and pretty decent shit-talker.
Holy crap! Simon went to the same school my sister and I went to in Jakarta... yikes. Had no idea he lived abroad, except for when Tamra called him "British" from some previous season - remember when she went to etiquette class?
The guy in the background wearing the green track jacket clearly sees the fuckery going on here and is appalled. I am pretty sure he is the one that started Team Simon Barney.
Don't you desperately want to buy them "I'm with Stupid" t-shirts and force them to walk through Cota wearing them?
Since we are only as good as our last comment (Kabuki), I just read on Reality T that Kim RHOA is bisexual! Now I am gonna get stoned as my head is a spinn'!
Read Here: http://www.realitytea.com/
This is a totally freaky photo and he chose it for his page! He looks orange and she looks like a blowup doll.
SGM.... Can I just tell you that YOU ROCK! Loved the radio! Can I now say, "I knew SGM when......". How many years now? Lol.
You and Mason have the greatest chemistry.
I love how it is a "reader" who is Simon's friend on Facebook.
I can't give away her name--I need her to stay undercover--but yes, she is literate.
Simon is the one in the picture with the goatee, right?
As much as I think Simon's a douche, I don't think this website is related to anything other than his dealership job.
First of all:
Domain Name.......... teamsimonbarney.com
Creation Date........ 2008-02-17
Registration Date.... 2008-02-17
Expiry Date.......... 2011-02-17
Organisation Name.... SIMON R BARNEY
It was created 2 years ago. Also, the site has the following hidden meta keywords: automotive motor vehicle sales, team simon barney, home, 3300 jamboree, newport beach, ca
I don't think Simon is stupid enough to connect his work (including email & phone) with gossip and RHOC. In fact, I don't think he even realizes this website is still up. It was probably some kind of stupid sales incentive thing that they never got around to.
Awesome detecting, lazylablog. Can you explain how you find the "hidden meta keywords"?