Ramoner must carbo-load the night before filming

...because this level of crazy burns calories.

 Kuh-dooz to Ramoner on the shorter hair, though.  Much better.

Now.  Take a deep breath and brace yourself for this next clip because Ramoner confronts (yes, confronts!) Lady Bensimon about her lopsided titties.

!!!!!!!! and !!!!!!!!!!  WHERE ON EARTH does she get the oversized balls to do this?  WHERE?  Because Andy Cohen wants to know.

Also worth it:

Jill Zarin swims with the sharks and survives.  

Has Bethenny learned nothing from Star Jones?

The Real Housewives of New York City premieres on March 4.

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Comments

[Sketch42]

OMG. That 35 seconds or so just gave me a stomach ache. I dont know how I am going to make it through next season.

[anon]

Ramoner's kooky abrasiveness is just her way of "protecting the brand."

Let's face it: How much money can she make by selling ugly crucifixes and re-re-re-selling shoddy Third World-made toddler clothes or whatever it is she traffics in?

The "Housewives" thing has to be her biggest moneymaker. Her best job security: Being crazy and abrasive.

[Anon]

I know it's cool to hate Kelly but I don't think anyone deserves to be attacked by Ramona. I don't think it's mental illness - she and Tamra and Vicki are the meanest people on the reality shows I watch. Ramona's just so goddamned cruel, always looking to humiliate others with no conscience whatsoever - she's a seaward c-word, through and through.

[sarah]

I. CANNOT. WAIT.

[anon]

Commenter #3 (Anon): You make good points, especially the "no conscience" part. Thanks for the provocative comment.

[Quinn]

Ramona is ignorant and delusional- a deadly combination. (But then again, as evidenced by last Season, so is her husband.)
I have to say I enjoy Jill and Kelly the most.... Bethany is tragic- I don't give that marriage the time it will take her to open and return all the wedding gifts...

[richie]

I'm constantly amazed at people who don't have an edit feature between their brain and mouth.
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who in their right mind would call out lopsided boobs in real life [or on television]? even the brain dead kelly doesn't deserve that.

[Maddy]

LMAO!! Oh how I miss Ramoner! Can't wait for the new season :)

[Nasty Nancy]

March 4th can't come fast enough~~~!!!!

[Chateaudelu]

Ramoner is always a gem, never a classier lady did live.

Okay fine, she's a hot steaming wreck, you win.