Ramoner must carbo-load the night before filming

...because this level of crazy burns calories.

 Kuh-dooz to Ramoner on the shorter hair, though.  Much better.

Now.  Take a deep breath and brace yourself for this next clip because Ramoner confronts (yes, confronts!) Lady Bensimon about her lopsided titties.

!!!!!!!! and !!!!!!!!!!  WHERE ON EARTH does she get the oversized balls to do this?  WHERE?  Because Andy Cohen wants to know.

Also worth it:

Jill Zarin swims with the sharks and survives.  

Has Bethenny learned nothing from Star Jones?

The Real Housewives of New York City premieres on March 4.

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