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    Tuesday
    Sep222009

    I guess we know why she couldn't pay her rent

    Real Housewives of Orange County Lynne Curtin THEN:

    and NOW:


    Ho-ly shit.

    (Huge thanks to the mysterious ~M who brought this masterpiece of plastic surgery to my attention.) 

    (You don't believe this is Lynne, do you? I KNOW.  Here's proof.)

    Reader Comments (42)

    Well Lynne, a roof over your head isn't everything, thumbs up. Vicki? Are you paying attention?

    September 22, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterChateau de Lu

    Holy Dr. Robert Rey! In the Before pic she looks like Ron Perlman, and suddenly she's Jamie Gertz in the After?

    September 22, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSusannah

    Holy. Crap.

    September 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMichelle

    Dare I say it? She actually looks....great.

    September 23, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermaya

    ummm..wow!

    September 23, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermy favorite and my best

    WTF? This should be ilegal.

    September 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJessica

    Unbelievable! The link also describes what is on the horizon for Gretchen, "copes with the death of her finance Jeff"---typo or freudian slip? Funny.

    September 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMD

    Wonder if her makeover will be on the show? Even her arms look better WTF

    September 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterStephanie

    No. Way. Did she have a complete face transplant?

    September 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterPaul W.

    there is a SHIT LOAD of photoshop going on there folks. She may of had a lot of work done, but that image is retouched within an inch of it's life.

    trust me on this

    September 23, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterrichie

    She finally looks as plastic as the rest of those Barbiefied Bimbos.

    September 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTownhouselady

    I'd like to get the name of her plastic surgeon!!

    September 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterJill

    I agree with richie- there's serious retouching going on which would account for a lot of the changes. If you look at the picture of Jeana, her face is barely recognizable as well.

    September 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterPam

    Okay, I am all for a little nip/tuck if it will make you feel better, but...REALLY?

    Also, it describes Gretchen's current status as "Widower." Depressing. On the "when we last saw her" it refers to Jeff as her husband. Under "on the OC horizon" it says Jeff is her fiancee. Andy Cohen must have been drunk when he was doing his editing.

    My drunk Andy Cohen suspicions were confirmed when I see Lynn described as "The Sensitive Soul"

    September 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSarah

    Holy crap! For a minute I thought you had the then & now reversed. Holy crap! Re-touching or not it looks like they hired a new actress to play the role of Lynne, you know like they used to do in the soaps? WOWZA!

    September 23, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterchristy

    I kinda want that dress, except that there's a gap at her hoo-ha, which makes me wonder what lynn is packing. Maybe she got a 2-for-1 surgery deal.

    September 23, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterlazylosangeles.blogspot.com

    Wow...That is some transformation - Even with the Barbara Walters/Diane Sawyer filter!

    There must be a large pile of extra skin in some medical waste dump from that procedure (sorry...that was really gross)

    Love you SGM!

    September 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterCyn

    Bitch should have just paid the rent.

    I think she looks f'ed up.

    September 23, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterzak

    This is just wrong.

    September 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMichelle

    I didn't believe it was her and I had to go to the website. I can't believe how different she looks.

    September 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMelanie

    Lynn's using her old face to make a new line of leather cuffs.

    September 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTrishaB

    "I think she looks f'ed up."

    Wishful thinking.

    September 23, 2009 | Unregistered Commenteranon

    I saw a comment on another site which was posted this last April...the person commenting claims that Lynn had a face lift in Vegas for free in exchange for mentioning the doctors name on tv. She also claimed Lynn spent $4 to make each cuff, which quickly falls apart.

    I agree with the other posters, if you look at all the photos of the OC women they are all over-photoshopped. So who knows what she looks like.

    On another note, there's an interesting interview with Kandi Burruss on YouTube:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC41Q5RQ-kU

    September 23, 2009 | Unregistered Commenteranon

    I agree with the photoshop comment.

    September 23, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterMinus75

    She needs to pass along the name of her surgeon to Rachel Zoe, whose jowls are now deeper than Kissinger's.

    September 23, 2009 | Unregistered Commenteranon

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