I guess we know why she couldn't pay her rent

Real Housewives of Orange County Lynne Curtin THEN:

and NOW:

Ho-ly shit.

(Huge thanks to the mysterious ~M who brought this masterpiece of plastic surgery to my attention.) 

(You don't believe this is Lynne, do you? I KNOW.  Here's proof.)

Comments

[Maddy]

OMG! If this isn't the magic of Photoshop, then she looks like she got a whole face transplant!

[Martinis or Diaper-Genies?]

I am literally shitting myself over this. There is legitimate shit in my pants.

[Jessica]

Now, I totally agree that thes images are photoshoped, but still...

On another note, have you seen these images that Alex Martinez took of our friends in the ATL?

http://www.amphotosite.com/index2.htm

[anon]

I want to see the BACK of her head where the missing four yards of leathery skin is probably pinned up.

[Amanda]

Holy photohop

P.S. Is that Tamara's nipple in her picture?!!

[erika]

this is ridiculous.....wonder how much it all cost!

[CurlyHairDay]

Wow.

On those Bravo pictures, Gretchen is listed as a "widower" (not widow). Perhaps she's irked someone in copy editing? And Jeana is the best ad for Spanx I've ever seen.

[Trudie]

When I win the lottery, I am getting the name of her plastic surgeon.

[Scandy]

Holly Hell!!!
The wrinkles, the massive sun damage...did she go to a voodoo doctor? Sell her soul to the devil?

[jeannie]

as much as i like the franchise, i am ready for a new cast in the O.C. I am finished with those women.

[anon]

I am literally shitting myself over this. There is legitimate shit in my pants.
--Martinis or Diaper-Genies

You shouldn't be reading blogs. You should be at a colorectal surgeon, having your sphincter tone tested.

[hello gorgeous]

Holy shit, indeed!!

What a masterful job! I'll be interested to see how it looks on camera...

[clare]

wow...usually I think plastic surgery ends up leaving the victim looking worse ( Bruce Jenner, Mickey Rourke, Terry Hatcher),,,but I must admit Lynne does look better. A lot better.

[jenny]

trishab, i just laughed my head off at your comment!

[Amber]

no. way. she looked fine before - her daughters must think she's a complete whack job.

[LBN]

i heart your blog and so i'm leaving you an award at justsayingblog.com
thanks for making my day with your posts!

[B]

You know I won't make the mistake of calling out a photo on your site as fake EVER AGAIN! :) I was wrong before...I guess I just can't believe the lenghts that reality "stars" go to for validation. Just.won't.click.