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Wednesday, April 22, 2009 
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WHAT the MOTHERFUCK is that????
I keep staring at my boobs now, trying to remember what they are supposed to look like.
She must be REALLY broke.
I know that most boobs aren't symmetrical, but these don't even look like they belong to the same person.
Gag.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously. I'm dry heaving.
Migratory.
Looks like only one implant. Weird. Ya'd think she'd keep those pups covered.
Meg of Pigtown Design is so right! They are on two different planets! I was thinking last night while she was doing the photoshoot that they were so far apart. I even put my arms up the way she had them to see if that was normal, and it is definitely not. They look fake, don't they? Although, that isn't even the problem! If they are fake, then she makes Tara Reid's surgery look good.
Okay, now I feel kind of bad. What if she had one removed because of cancer? Does anyone know if she was ever sick?
I know. I'm feeling badly too. Who am I to make fun of someone's boobs? I'm as bad as that nasty Jackie Warner!
BUT, 1) Kelly put herself in the public eye and 2) she is awful.
Also, I saw an interview with Adrienne Curry (My Fair Brady). She had major breast assymetry and got implants to correct it. She said that it was an option to get one implant, but what a terrible idea because eventually, one boob would be saggy and the other would be perky.
It sure does look like Kelly has one implant. WHY? What is going on with Kelly's boobs????
Doesn't have one implant for long. It looks like it's making a break for it, and directly through the areola, too.
I'm trying to figure out what went wrong here....I think one implant was placed under the muscle (our left, her right) and the other one was not. Don't feel bad for making fun of her, obviously she thinks they look good, because why else would she wear a dress like that which draws attention to them?!
Oh dear. That looks painful.
wait, how tall does this make Gabrielle Reese?
gabrielle reese is gorgeous, but Jesus, that chick must be gigantic...she's towering over kelly who looks like an amazon compared to every other housewife (except maybe luann). In another pic from this party, she looks taller than her husband.
and, by the way, I love how Kelly has accessorized this extremely low cut dress which basically exposes her breasts with the demure string of pearls. When did debutante skank become a fashion look?
She was just too busy to get both boobs.
BTW..watched a DVR'd version of the Zarin cocktail party and Jesus she's an agressively bad dresser. She looks like an unmade bed.
"She looks like an unmade bed" and "her implant looks like it's making a run for it..."
I love these anons.
See????? Can't any of these crapsacks find a decent boob surgeon or a mirror that actually works?
She really is a hideoma (medical term for hideous growth that walks like a bowlegged truck ho) and I bless you for watching this and relaying the "best" parts.
dear christ. bless her heart. she is slightly retarded.
i noticed last night in her bunny costume that her boobs looked like a motorcycle handlebar.
I think the major issue is that she needs to dress appropriately - for her body and her age. I mean what works at 20 ain't gonna cut it at 40. Everything she puts on looks like it's just about to fall right back off. Jeez...
W.O.W. That is insanity. I've seen some bad boob jobs, but this is reeeeediculous!!!
AMAZING
"medical term for hideous growth that walks like a bowlegged truck ho"
AND
"her boobs looked like a motorcycle handlebar"
Why, Why, Why??
If my plastic surgeon fucked me up that badly, you KNOW I'd be covering that shit up with turtlenecks, but plunging necklines.
So gross! She is a freak! Did she really look in the mirror and think, I look hot?