I'm sure you've seen this already, but I need to have it here.

Listen, I've had two kids. My boobs are certainly not perfect.

But sweet baby Jesus, you could PARK a CAR in there. WHY is she wearing that dress?

Stay tuned for the recap.

photo via here, here, here and here and a zillion other places.

Comments

[On the Ledge with Kelly]

SGM, you should have made "what the hell is going on with Kelly's bi-coastal boobs" a contest or something.

No pressure, but when in Real Housewives hell are you going to get the recap up? Some of us just read your recaps rather than watch the show. Thank you for getting on it woman!

p.s. It's nice that your husband thinks your boobs are perfect.

[Steph]

She could completely mask this problem IF SHE WORE A BRA! Ever!

[Trenches of Mommyhood]

Maybe it's just me, but don't they look like they rully rully HURT?

[The Lil Bee]

I read something about KKB recently and googled her to look up her face for a close-up...that's when I saw this travesty. I would be PISSED if I were her and this photo was circulating. It's like her left boob is padded and held up by fashion tape and her right boob decided to play fried egg for the evening.