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Wednesday, April 22, 2009 
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thanks for my laugh of the day! love the comment about the demure pearls.
It's rully obvious: Picasso was her plastic surgeon.
Calm down everyone, I have the answer. One boob is on eastern standard time and the other is on pacific standard time.
Her boobs are on "Kelly time", baby! LOL
Sparkie - I think it's more like Stevie Wonder was her plastic surgeon!
Speaking of the bunny costume, did anyone else think it was strange that she didn't have any bunny ears. I mean seriously, if the Girls Next Door can remember to wear them, you would think Kelly could remember.
And this dress? Rully inappropriate.
These housewives are the biggest frauds alive!!
how can she be sooo out and proud about them? I don't get it!
Super bad fake boob job. You'd think she'd get them fixed after seeing this photo.....
It kind of looks like she was in motion, and the photographer caught the one swinging away for dear life.
Well, I've heard of times when one of the implants hardens and the other stays the same, so perhaps this is the case. She's just so rully, rully busy that she hasn't bothered to fix it.
BTW, I can not compete with the hilarity of all of you.
Rully rully PEOPLE! Rude. What would the cuntess say?
Seriously. That is one real one, one fakie. Why?
Oh Jebus. That's baaaad.
I just don't comprehend why she wouldn't get that fixed. Maybe she doesn't have any cash though. The house is for sale and she did have that open bar at her Halloween frat party...lady needs to cover those girls up 'till she gets that taken care of.
Wow!! I had not seen this yet. I haven't seen boobs that scary since Bethenny was poolside at Jill's in the Hamptons! Yikes.
I think what happened was the right boob showed up late and told the left boob, "Listen--I am up here and you're down there. We are not friends. We will never be friends." Then the left boob went out with her imaginary date.
LOL @ 6p011570422c41970b
Oh thank you for eastern and pacific time boobs. Love.It.
She must have NOT looked in the mirror! Serves her right, she is horrible.
Also LOVE the eastern & pacific comment. Made me laugh out loud:)
Annnnnd 6p011570422c41970b for the win!!!!
Is that for real??
Let's just say her right boob is "up here" and her left is "down here", and they're certainly not friends.
I feel I need to set the record straight. SGM does have perfect boobs.
SGM's husband
she should stick with showing off the legs - if she's gotta show off something, that is.
I think she has two implants the left just is in more shadow.
the thing with implants is that they have to keep them far away from the center breast bone because they will migrate into a uniboob. [don't have them but many many friends do]
but yah, not a good look. even more disturbing I bet you when you get closer to her you can see the outline of the plastic because her body fat is so low. I've seen that in action here in So Cal and nearly lost my lunch.
She is very well off, she can afford to redo or have the best in the country. I don't feel bad for her AT ALL
but wow how tall/big is Gabby? I guess I would look like an amazon next to a size 0 woman too though.
What's up with that olympic medal around Amazon's neck?
Dear SGM,
Kelly looks like a rectangle. A rectangle whose boobs like to visit her armpits occasionally. Her armpits are like the Hamptons, She's a rectangle whose boobs summer in her armpits and she has really long orange legs. Well, sometimes they are orange. Gosh, it doesn't even sound like I am describing a human being.