Top
SEARCH THIS SITE
SUBSCRIBE
SHOP

This form does not yet contain any fields.
    Powered by Squarespace
    « A match made in prostitution whore heaven | Main | Best of »
    Wednesday
    Dec302009

    Advice for tomorrow night

    DateWednesday, December 30, 2009

    Keep your tits tucked in.

    Things tend to go downhill rapidly when your nipples start to sneak out.  I'm not pointing any fingers, I'm just saying it's generally a good rule to follow.

    (If anyone wants to write a song--I'm thinking rap, or maybe even country--called "Keep Your Tits Tucked In" I would not object.  In fact, I think it would make a nice follow-up to Tardy for the Party.  Think about it.)

     

    photo from here

    Comment8 Comments ,

    References (1)

    References allow you to track sources for this article, as well as articles that were written in response to this article.
    • Response
      Response: write my essay for me
      by Marcel at domywriting.com on March 26, 2019
      Welcome to DoMyWriting.com! You are with the best essay writing service where qualified professionals can do their finest to exceed your academic expectations. Our mission would be to offer handy tools and writing methods for st...write essay for you

    Reader Comments (8)

    Someone totally needs to record "Keep Your Tits Tucked In" and dedicate the album to you.

    Genius.

    Happy 2010, SGM.

    Tell Frank Hi.

    December 30, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterzakary

    thanks, z-dub. you too! I will contact you about Jay-Z after the new year.

    December 30, 2009 | Registered CommenterSGM

    So true SGM, SO TRUE... Love your blog, keep up the good work in 2010. have a great, happy new year!

    December 30, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterAybee

    Keep your tits tucked in
    oooohweeee
    keep your tits tucked in
    oooohweeee
    your nipples are showin,
    cocaine youve been blowin
    yeahyeah
    keep your tits tucked in
    ooooohweeee
    keep your muff covered too
    I know thats tough!
    OOOOHWEEEEEEE!!!!
    KEEP YOUR TITS TUCKED IN!!
    (sung in whatever melody you like)

    December 30, 2009 | Unregistered Commenteranon

    Thank you, Aybee! Happy New Year to you too.

    Anon, you made my week! I esp love the enthusiastic "OOOOHWEEEEE!!!" You need to email Kandi and Kim with that song asap.

    December 31, 2009 | Registered CommenterSGM

    If you needed to do a quick sketch of Pam, you'd just show: platinum hair, breasts the size of encephalitic brains, and a hepatitis-engorged liver.

    December 31, 2009 | Unregistered Commenteranon

    Wow, if that photo doesn't say skank, I don't know what does.
    Happy New Year!

    January 1, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMinus75

    Goddamnit. I wish I had read this before NYE. Things might have turned out differently. There's always next year...

    January 3, 2010 | Unregistered Commentersarah

    PostPost a New Comment

    Enter your information below to add a new comment.

    My response is on my own website »
    Author Email (optional):
    Author URL (optional):
    Post:
     
    Some HTML allowed: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <code> <em> <i> <strike> <strong>

    Notify me of follow-up comments via email.