Advice for tomorrow night

Keep your tits tucked in.

Things tend to go downhill rapidly when your nipples start to sneak out.  I'm not pointing any fingers, I'm just saying it's generally a good rule to follow.

(If anyone wants to write a song--I'm thinking rap, or maybe even country--called "Keep Your Tits Tucked In" I would not object.  In fact, I think it would make a nice follow-up to Tardy for the Party.  Think about it.)

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Easy now, Pam

I think your dress just barfed on you.