Monday
Apr042011
Back on the market and advertising the goods!
Monday, April 4, 2011
Who's buying? Anyone?
Speaking of the goods,
Did you see that Bravo has announced a new show starring Jeff Lewis? Mmmm hmmmmmmmm!
Reader Comments (19)
Holy pancake boobs. Are all three of them on the market now?
Just Vicki. But God, COVER UP. If I saw my insurance agent dressed like an aging porn star, I'd find someone else.
How is it their hair is exactly the same color?
I mean other than wig shopping together.
Damn. Them is some long boobs.
Stop the presses! Jeff Lewis coming into the homes to give advice on fucked up family dysfunction AND remodeling you house at the same time. DIVINE!
Sweet baby Jesus, did Vicki borrow some "clothing" from Kelly Bensimon? Cover those bags up! For God's sake, I'm getting over a stomach virus here...
why is Vickki wearing one of Cher's nightgowns from 67?
I just read that Vicki is 48. No one should be displaying bellybutton cleavage at that age.
Bowling balls in a pair of wet tube socks. nuff said!
God, that Curbed National article was butt-kissy. Jeff Lewis's "impeccable" design?! His work STINKS [click here].
vicky is single? she is such a fool. i hate her skin. don was way too good for her and won't be alone for long! vicky-get some cats!
I think if I saw my insurance agent in that dress I would immediately buy some additional natural disaster insurance.
Well, thanks for ruining my appetite. Love ya, SGM!! From one hot cougar to another (minus the long boobs!!). At least we know who you, me and Leslie can be for Halloween. Not it for Vicki!!
Sweet Jesus Vicki.
I hope that Don gets some karmic justice in the form of younger and much firmer tits! Vicki is a hag!
This is a primo example of Water Wing Boobage. A close relation to the classic Long Boobs, Water Wings sag in a very similar, but not quite identical manner. The distinction between being the slight outward angle at which a classic Water Wing dangles. This variation if you will, of a Long Boob, can of course be seen from the front but also, and most importantly from the rear. From behind, the outward dangle makes the boob appear to wrap slightly around the arm, much like the classic children's flotation device, the water wing.
I'm chagrined I omitted this variety of boob from my Susan Sarandon post, and big ups to you SGM for bring this to my attention. Your wisdom knows no bounds.
Of course anything would look flabby and saggy next to the bolt-ons those other two are sporting. Peggy looks pretty in an over-the-hill-Vegas-showgirl-looking-to-reclaim-her-former-glory-and-is-really-going-to-stay-on-the-wagon-this-time kind of way.
Btw, where the hell are Vicki's lips?
why oh why is Mrs. Gunvalson a repeat offender of droopboob? Maybe its time for a real housewives edict....if the rack is on display camoflage with a good pushup is required. Her makeup scares me in this pic. Really. SGM I am thrilled you are back!!!
Vicki looks like a bloodhound.
I showed my boyfriend this picture and forced him to choose which one he would fuck were I to hold a gun to his head. He chose "the one on the right." The correct answer was "just shoot me."