Thursday
Apr072011
"Unless you're a doctor, you can't be calling people crazy."
Thursday, April 7, 2011 
YES! I know many people who have tested positive for crazy. It's so tragic. Doctors everywhere must dread the moment when they have to face a patient and speak the words, "I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're crazy."
I am thrilled to report that Kelly Bensimon is still a TOTAL DIPSHIT (also a medical term). Read her incomprehensible interview on season 4 here.
Real Housewives of NYC premieres tonight and here is the fluffed-up, screaming, crying preview. Bravo's PR team says "try not to get teary-eyed." Yeah, not really a problem.
I don't want to jinx it, but I am definitely looking forward to this. You?
Reader Comments (18)
Yes, that is why the other women thought she was on drugs. Because she's tall. The Almighty Tallest.
Dumbass watched too much Zim, obv.
"Her core is not good."
i am so fuckingexcitedforthisshow it is all i can do to not open the booze right now!!! SGM!!! SGM!!!! I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
punch punch punch! PUNCH EVERYONE!!!!!
"...we'd not speeiky de eingrwish..."
Sounds about right Kelly, it's nice to see you too.
I. CAN. NOT. EFFING. WAIT!!!!
"But now, because they went after me so much, they raised my name, and there were blogs about 'she's this, she's that,. and it literally lit on fire..."
Sho. Everyone went after her every two seconds for being tall, and her blog literally lit on fire.
Screw TamrUUUUUUH. I'm ready for NYC.
I just went over to the Beast and read that 'interview'. I am now going to totally LOSE IT, as Kelly recommended I have never in my life read such total drivel. I could not understand one complete thought, and by the way, who 'interviewed' her. I LOST 5 minutes of my time which I wasted (redundant) on that bitch. Kelly thy name is DELUSIONAL!!!!!!
Of course, I'll be watching tonight. God, forgive me.
Glad you're back SGM!
Joanne
I really and truly can't see how anyone can interview her with a straight face. So DUMB.
Glad to see that Kelly is still as fucked up as she was last season, ANDICAN'TWAITFORTHIESHOWEITHER !!!!
Cannot wait for your recap. It was better than expected!!!!!!!!
Holy shit balls. Who can explain to me Jill Zarin's new look on Watch What Happens Live? And it is not a costume; the bitch seriously thinks she's looking great. I have no words.
LOVE how Andy called her out on "turning over a new leaf" and then flipping back over to call Alex a bitch. The outfit was bizarre. I mean, why not dress like Carmen Electra 1992? So random.
marry me? so excited about you back, and i'm mad that i didn't know earlier. i care. yes, i care. Welcome home SGM. you are pretty and nice and i like the way you smell on the computer.
Okay, we can't call her crazy-no MD behind my name. How about Nuckin' Futz!!! She can't even string a sentence together!!
I won't waste a minute of my time reading anything that batshit crazy Kelly has to say. Anyway, all she does is repeat the word "amazing" in every sentence she's ever muttered.
Jill Zarin on WWH last night, talk about a hot tranny mess.
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How have you changed the show?
I'm just so proud that Bravo stuck in there with me and that they believed in me and that they were willing to change. And they were willing to change the way that the show was going. They were like, "Kelly's freakin' right!"
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I can picture the people at bravo saying "KELLY'S FREAKIN CRAZY" But they did not say "Kellys freakin right!" Bitch is crazy
Jll Zarin on WWHL last night. There are no words. Wearing that get-up in public sort of makes her seem as nutty and delusional as Kelly. That 's just crazytown when you think you look good in what is basically a costume. And denying she's had any work done?! What kind of bullshit is that? Overall though, I was really struck by how pathetic these women are. Gawd, are we all supposed to become horrible caricatures of our younger selves as we age?
Oh, and when can we get Kelly Bensimon and Charlie Sheen in a room together? Someone's head would certainly explode.
I believe Jill had work done as well. I just cant figure out what it is. I guess thats a sign of a good plastic surgeon. She looks like Madonna back when she was on the Celebration tour. Here is a picture...http://tinypic.com/r/209suqh/7 This season is going to be awesome!
Holiday...Celebration...come together in every nation. ha!