Binta Basim is a heartless BITCH and I don't care who knows it
Wednesday, August 4, 2010 I write her a gut-wrenching break-up letter and this is what I get in return?
I am SO PISSED OFF right now. "Okay thanks and bye" ???? REALLY, Binta? After all that we've been through? I sat on this email for a while, positive that she would write me, apologizing profusely and begging me to come back. Maybe even send some threatening emails to Frank. But no. This is how it ends.
Don't worry. I'll be okay. I have Frank, and although he continues to punish me daily in a very passive-aggressive style, I'm pretty sure that he loves me. (Just between us, he almost snapped my head off when he spun me really hard in the teacups at our local amusement park the other day. I still can't walk straight.)
Let this serve as a warning to all of you who find love with barely literate people on the internet. Don't do it. You'll only wind up with a broken heart.
This one's for you, Binta.
Stop by later for my take on Rachel Zoe.
Reader Comments (10)
Dear SGM:
Binta has been telling TMZ you were "too needy" and "too much drama."
Sincerely,
Harvey Millstein, CID
I knew it! I bet she's trying to pitch a reality show. I WILL NOT PARTICIPATE.
I am not laughing at you, I swear, but I nearly peed my pants laughing so hard. I am sorry you are heartbroken and if you need a girls' night (no, not like that!!!!), let me know and I will help you drown your Binta sorrows!
I just learned that Binta is the SGM of the Ukraine. I'd watch it if I were you.
CLRB, I called Wanita and we're totally up for it. But please don't have any of your drugs around as it would be in violation of her parole.
Anon, WHAT? I thought she was from Senegal. God, I really didn't know her at all.
She also has a satellite office in Nigeria.
I was on a girls weekend (no not like that). I was attempting to read the Binta posts and I could barely get it out I was laughing so hard. We all agree you are a hilarious writer.
Speaking of Jermaine.....
Dinner for Schmucks is a must see ONLY because he shines in it!
Well, if my drugs aren't welcome, then neither am I!! CLRB Out!
You KILL me!