Tuesday
Jun222010
Why am I so scared?
Tuesday, June 22, 2010 These are the lyrics to Danielle's new song, but also my feelings at this very moment. Feast your eyeballs on this:
(click through if you can't see the video)
Despite her overall freaky demeanor, this isn't too terrible (but then again, I have Tardy for the Party on my ipod). What do you think?
video via dlisted
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Love Perez: http://perezhilton.com/2010-06-23-danielle-staub-isnt-ready-to-come-out-as-a-lezbot
Could that be because she probably isn't gay?!
Danielle Staub of The Real Housewives of New Jersey is saying that she is a member of "the gay community."
She says:
“I want to go to senate, I want to pass a bill and get gay marriage legalized. I go to events, I march in rallies. I’ve been a part of the gay community for 30 years. Since birth, my daughters have been a part of the gay community. From teachers to friends, these are the people they are surrounded by.
"I don’t feel as comfortable around mainstream society as I do around that community. I don’t feel as comfortable around heterosexual people as I do around gay people."
And will she "come out?"
"I'm not ready to say that one way or the other," she says. "Right now my focus is on my kids, but there is room for one more person in my world. Hopefully soon the world will see that."
But what about Lori Michaels supposedly being her girlfriend?
"I met Lori a year ago at a gay pride parade. I fell in love with her music, which deals a lot with the issue of equality. It was very organic for me, that performance."
We think she's full of shiz and just wants some attention!
1. Grandma Wrinkle should file a defamation of character suit against Bravo, Andy Cohen and Danielle for the television blasphemy that occurred on WWHL at Grammy Dub's expense. The nerve!
2. Does anyone else think Andy is on the good shit? His whole "telefono KaKa KaKa" rant and his blatant obsession with little Ben Weenerdog are beginning to concern me.
3. Next week's episode better be good, cause at this point in the season the most prolific scene to come out of RHONJ was when Danielle's Chihuahua dragged it's worm infested ass all over her carpet. I dare you to tell me I'm wrong.
4. Finally, in the past week, Danielle's horrific face/brow/lash/weave/self tanner concoction has been likened to that of a tranny day-shift hooker, the Grinch, Greta Gremlin and Jafar from Aladdin.
Andy Cohen is becoming an impersonation of Andy Cohen.
@ Chateau de Lu RE: #2
I'm shocked you didn't call attention to how
AndreaAndy claps with her finger all spread eagle - like they made us do in preschool while watching Mister Rogers' reruns.Anon, you are DEAD on: AC has become a caricature of himself. And that is NEVER good. Enough with the googly eyes (I am aware he's got a wonky eye, but who wants to play that shit up?), the goofy grin, and the "aww shucks I'm just a Jew with a summer suit and chest hair, like my Buster Browns SJP?" bit is getting a little stale. A SVP of Programming is more savvy than that and we all know it.
I've been avoiding RHONJ like Dina avoids Danielle, but to no avail. It's on all the time, even on The Soup. E! gave me a special peek at Kim G's attempt at the pole. Obviously that wasn't going to go well, because we all know what happens when Bravo busts out the dinky-donk music. What really got me is this: Kim G has the face (and hair?) of over-nipped and hyper-coiffed 80 year-old; so, why does she have no ass and the smooth, thin thighs of a teenager? How old is this hag? What gives?! Remember when she "threw" the party for Square Tit? She introduced some woman as her mother-in-law and the M.I.L. looked younger than Kim! Tell me someone caught that!? If I learn that she had Face cancer, of course I will feel like a douche.
Surprising that Danielle worked it like my six year-old can work a Barbie Dream House? No, not at all. Her poor girls.
I'm on team: Play To Your Strengths Albie.
If Danielle is going to a strip mall clinic with schizoid signage to FIX her bubbies, what the hell kind of shit holes did she patronize to get her tits in the first place? That said, if the doc can fix that tramp up, maybe Kelley should venture through the tunnel and get her cross-eyed nipples corrected.
Teresa's party was bizarre. The only thing that Elvira (or was it Medusa?) forgot were the toga wearing frat hunks passing out pigs-in-a-blanket. Watching Teresa spend money like a drunken monkey is no longer amusing and we all know why.
I'm no psychic, but The Battle of the Kims may become Andy's next programming project.
WWHL was scary. SGM you were scared because Danielle little ditty had the same melody as Buffalo Bill's hit single: "It puts the lotion in the basket / Put the fucking lotion in the basket! / It put the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again." It was THAT freaky. The hole thing was Danny's Day at the Brownstone uncomfortable (before we knew he wasn't going to pull a switchblade). Andy's eye was doing some legit wobbling, and I understood why.
Where are Ben Wiener's parents?
I'm into Top Chef again; where else can you hear "I was one chicken breast away from $20k"? Padma is killing it with the baby weight (?) curves. I am jealous. Tom C is still strangely handsome.
Work of Art is some decent background entertainment too. Judge McSteamy intrigues me, but not as much as the lady judge who rocks a mullet and is still more beautiful than I ever dreamed to be. Judith is a spinoff waiting to happen.
Thank goodness for Andy's other ventures, because the Houseflies are exhausting.
Sweetshorn-you made me spit out my coffee- I love that version! LOVE it!
I too questioned as did marriedtoachimp, where are Ben Wierner's parents??? I never allowed my 13 year old's to stay up until 11 or 12 o'clock at night nevermind make phone calls. The kid is annoying as hell. GO TO SLEEP!!!
Oh yeah Chimpwife...Tom C. is SUPER HOT! I frankly don't understand thinking that Jeff and Albie are hot when Tom Colicchio is available for your viewing pleasure.
No, Tom C is fat.
Married to a Chimp:
I always thought Luann's voice was very Buffalo Bill-like from Silence of the Lambs, more so than Danielle. But Danielle is more likely to be an actual serial killer so will just call it a draw.
Danielle, pay attention, puh-leez! That's "e-fuckin-nuff!!!"
yalls asses are a trip over here...i love these comments..have me rolling my ass off.