Two of the most glorious views in God's creation
Monday, September 7, 2009 
The view from the summit of Pikes Peak and Frank's boo-tay*. I persuaded him to lift up his jacket a little so we could get a better view. You're welcome.
It was snowing up there, can you believe it? At least I think it was snow; it looked suspiciously like Dippin' Dots. And GOD NO, we did not hike it, we took the train.
Don't forget Rachel Zoe tonight. Taylor throws a fit, Rachel gets stressed like never before, and Brad DIES.
Same old same old, but of course we're going to watch every minute.
*For those of you who are new around here, Frank is my sexy y smart husband. Although I occasionally lust after other men on this blog, I do so only to keep Frank humble--the man is shamelessly adored in real life. And his butt? BING IT. ( I have no idea what that means, but I like the sound of it).
Reader Comments (22)
I heart Frank so. Please give that bootay a big spank from me.
xoxo
E
Will you ever persuade Frank to do a nude shot?
Franck followed through on his promise to me!
And I think it is so appropriate that this was posted on a national holiday. God bless America!*
*or whatever the hell it is that you say on labor day.
I echo Elaine, but then I always echo Elaine.
Frank would like me to relay his heartfelt appreciation to you sweet commenters. He will be responding to the inquiry about a nude photo tomorrow.
nice ass. thanks SGM. and thanks frank. love a little white boy bootie.
1. I heart Frank.
2. You drove right past my house on your way to Pikes Peak.
3. I am SO pissed at you for not dropping by.
4. I forgive you because we weren't home anyway. :)
Franck, we are still waiting for your response to nudes...
**fingers crossed**
To My Fans:
The warm reception you all have given my butt has a been a bit overwhelming. I have always known that Mr. Millstein has been using SGM to try and get to me, but I never expected this from the rest of you. For those of you who have been brave enough to post your comments I do thank you. For those of you who want to comment but have not out of fear that SGM can locate you and track you down like Caroline and her attack dog, do not worry. SGM is not the tech savvy enough to do so as you can tell by the fact there still is not a blog roll of the blogs she reads when I am telling her to stay off those damn blogs, plus she is allergic to dogs. So feel free to open up and express your love for my butt.
As far as the nude pictures go I have a couple of reservations. The majority of you complain about the way many of the housewives dress when they expose a bit too much of themselves. Thus, I am inclined to think that if I show you the goods, some of you may turn on me faster than Sheree turned on Kim. I also have to consider where does all this lead? If I give you the nudes that you all so crave they end up being developed into video montages set to music on you tube and then I am going to be getting calls from Playgirl and other less reputable media outlets to do full frontal nudity. Then there is so much to be made in porn for quality male actors, I do know if I could resist the easy money. I am a simple man and right now I am not sure I could handle the stardom and all that goes with being an international sex symbol.
What I am thinking might work well, and is less likely to lead to my exploitation, is those of you who truly desire to see nudes of me should probably start sending me nude pictures of yourselves along with very detailed descriptions of what you would like me to do to you.
With heartfelt thanks,
Frank
Frank,
Will you marry me? Or at the very least share witty dinner conversation with this old broad?
"I also have to consider where does all this lead?"
Next request: the biopsies from your colonoscopy.
Trudie,
A dinner date is entirely possible, provided I see those nude pictures of you.
Frank
Franck,
I am sorry it has taken me so long to respond. I must admit I am heartbroken.
Once I dried my tears, I realized that your lack of sharing has zapped my desire to do a photo montage in homage to your butt.
I am hurt and offended that you are afraid my feelings for your butt would somehow change. Please know that I would never turn on you or your butt. I am the Ginger to your Jill (minus the licking up your nose part...I draw the line there). I truly feel that the nudes would only strengthen our bond.
Hugs,
sarah
P. S. You should reconsider the fame and fortune that comes with being an international sex symbol. Look at how wonderfully Pamela Anderson has aged.
"I have always known that Mr. Millstein has been using SGM to try and get to me"
Dear SGM,
Let me hasten to assure you that I am not using you to "get to" Frank. In fact, I am very interested in you as a person--your likes, dislikes, hobbies, recipes, medical problems, etc. I have no idea of what Frank is talking about, and that one time I walked in on him getting out of the shower was totally a coincidence and I looked away as quickly as I could.
Sincerely,
Harvey Millstein
PS: Your valances will be ready Tuesday.
Et tu, Harv?
I look forward to seeing the valances. They do have the bugle patterned fabric that we discussed? Your check will be waiting here for you; Frank will not.
I thought you said "beagles."
Make that eight weeks.
Frank's butt rules.
and Harvey if you're hooking Elaine up with some party favors I better be second in line but I like me some Vicoden not the Oxy too addictive.
Could you have captured a BETTER photo of Brad? I think not.
Frank,
The pictures are in the mail.
Richie,
The "valances" are in the mail.
Sarah, I agree that the nude pictures would strengthen our bond. Please send yours immediately.
Harvey, polar ice caps have melted faster than it took you to look away. Don't worry, I have a hard time not looking myself.
Trudie, I think the postman will feel the heat of your pictures through the envelope and keep them for himself. I think you better email them.
Dear HOMEWRECKERS,
Please stop encouraging him.
Sincerely,
SGM
LOL! You all are hilarious!