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    Monday
    Aug242009

    Ex-pa-loding

    Rachel's back TONIGHT!  Can you feel the ulcers?

    (who the hell is Ava?)

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    haven't watched your clip yet so i could be off the mark content wise, but do you mean EVA, as in mendes? or AVA longoria?

    August 24, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermy favorite and my best

    ok, i watched it and am pretty sure she means eva mendes b/c eva mendes DID wear white to the oscars. i think....?

    August 24, 2009 | Unregistered Commentermy favorite and my best

    I thought Eva Mendes was pronounced with a long e? And Rach is saying Ava, right?
    Just checked, you're exactly right--that's the dress (so pretty). What the hell?

    August 24, 2009 | Registered CommenterSGM

    can't wait!

    August 24, 2009 | Unregistered Commentergina

    I 'm watching this show, but I'm not sure how I feel about it. What does her husband do? He is really kind of creepy and wears too much hairspray. Do you think they actually do it?
    And that Taylor is such a baby. "I don't know what my role in her company is anymore." Rachel NEEDS you to take out the trash, dummy. That's what you're paid for. I mean what is being a "style associate" training you for, exactly? This show would be SOOO much more watchable if they didn't all take themselves so seriously. If she would just say, "Okay, people, I DO actually realize this a crazy ridiculous job, but I'm having the time of my life doing it," I think I could like her. That's why Jeffy is so AWESOME-- because he does a lot of things tongue-in-cheek and his employees laugh at him even though they love him. Watching Taylor act like a spoiled 15 year old is kind of boring. Now Brad, however, is fun. I believe I am thinking about this show way too much so I'll stop now...

    August 24, 2009 | Unregistered Commenteranon

    I don't get how someone that young and that thin has jowls. Honestly, from some angles she looks like Richard Nixon. She is in the aesthetics business and she looks like shit--like Sylvia Miles playing the realtor from hell in "Wall Street." She needs orthodontia and then a face lift, and then a nutritionist.

    The show: Most awards show gowns are pretty interchangeable. Say Eva Mendez's gown had had an ink spot the size of a saucer: She could have put on any of a hundred other dresses and really, it wouldn't have made a difference.

    What is wrong with Cameron Diaz's eyes? They are demonic.

    August 24, 2009 | Unregistered Commenteranonymous

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