Hookers never sleep
Thursday, August 20, 2009 or, by the looks of it, take off their make-up. Here's Kim on the Today Show this morning:
Honestly, how do you squeeze yourself into a dress like that at 7am if you haven't spent all night giving blowjobs and drinking Scotch straight from the bottle? Andy Cohen looks fresh as the morning dew and Kim looks like she spritzed herself with cheap perfume after crawling out of a dirty ashtray.
Can I tell you a secret though? I love Kim. This show wouldn't be half as awesome without her.
Watch Ann Curry interview Kim and AC with barely disguised contempt here.
By the way, I didn't watch Dwight on last week's Watch What Happens and only saw a clip of it this morning. Did you know that Dwight pulled down his pants and showed a very embarrassed (yet thrilled) Andy his penile implant?
WTF!!!!!! Other incidents of note: Andy shamelessly checks his Blackberry on air and Dwight reveals the secret to his lush eyelashes. Everyone thinks they are fake (including me) but it's Latisse, you guys! Brooke Shield's Latisse!
Jeff Lewis, Kim Zolciak and Anderson Cooper are all on WWH, which airs tonight after the Real Housewives of Atlanta. Do you think Jeff and Kim will interact? Who's gonna check who(m)? I think we all know the answer to that.
Flipping Out recap coming soon.
Reader Comments (15)
I love Kim's look of drunk superiority in this photo.
She is living is a non reality world, you just don't wear dress like that for the Today show what was she selling, herself? or is she trolling for a new Big Poppa?
Now maybe to go and see Howard Stern then that would be appropriate he would like that
"Jeff Lewis, Kim Zolciak and Anderson Cooper are all on WWH"
Isn't this in The Book of Revelations, as a sign of the Apocalypse?
YES. I am expecting, at the very least, that my tv will explode.
Ann Curry is a tool and gets on my last nerve. She's so cloying and fake amazed at whatever she hears. Ugh. That said - This was not a good look for Kim nor appropriate for early morn. tv. Bad wig, bad lipstick color, just bad over all and I've become a Kim fan this year. She tried too hard to look sophisticated and instead got cheap and missed by a mile. She should have just worn pants instead of looking like she's on her way home.
Don't you wonder if she has a room of wigs like Dolly Parton? She needs to upgrade the wig quality, these look like grownup doll hair. Doesn't Dolly have a line of wigs? Kim needs to call her.
what the hell is up with kim's hair. it looks like crap. like something just landed on her head! uck
PS. it looks like kim's also got a lip injection.
Uh, pigtown? You've missed all 875 references to Kim's wig in the last three episodes?
no, anon, i didn't miss the previous references. i am just commenting that this wig looks worse than usual. sorry that i wasn't clear on that point.
Ann Curry, while a lovely person, is about one can short of a six pack and one of the worst interviewers ever (especially when using that "concerned voice" of her's) so she really shouldn't pass judgement. Nevertheless, Kim looks rough, really rough.
Last nights WWH was CLASSIC - I stayed up to watch and when Jeff answered that his favorite Housewife was Dina and Kim started hitting him I fell out of my chair. Jeff and Andy may have some issues...just watch, hilarious!
Latisse needs to ditch Brooke for Dwight....
and who knew wigs needed regular trims?
I couldn't believe (but I could) that Sheree and co. were singing Tightrope just 10 feet away from Kim - as Kathy Griffin says, weren't they raised right - learning to talk about people behind their backs?
Last night on Watch What Happens, someone referred to Kim's wig as Barbie Hair. As in "Lose the Barbie Hair." She was insulted.
I like Kim but she's clueless when it comes to hair! If that's the best shit she can come with in the wig department then please hold me back from making a purchase! lol! Big Poppa, little Poppa, any kind of poppa....at least she's honest. Last season NeNe and Gregg were trying to act like they were living large when they were close to being thrown out on the curb! Anyway, whatever Kim is doing, she must be hitting the right spot with Big Poppa because girlfriend got a damn Bentley out of it!
That hair is Kim's homage to Fara Fauset.
OH MY GOD. how much more obvious could it be that Kimmy just had her ENTIRE face botoxed! Good Lawd!!!! her cheeks do not move!