Friday
Aug142009
Please make an appointment with your therapist before you read this post
Friday, August 14, 2009 
"Here, Daddy. Have another heaping spoonful of Uncle Jeff's unprovoked rage."
Do you want some too? Here's a taste:
Why do we love this awful person? WHY?
(Ryan Brown's home in the LA Times HERE.)
Reader Comments (19)
SGM, just remember that as owner of his own company, jeff is a Top Level Executive, and therefore, as we've learned, entitled to behave as such. In a related note, I'm thinking of pitching a Bravo pay-per-view caged death match between Jeff and Sheree to Mr. Cohen. I'd love to see who would check whose boo.
That just makes me love him even more. Is there something wrong with me that I agree that she deserved the tongue lashing? And what's more is that I don't even think it was strong enough! How adorable was he when he said he was waiting for an apology?
Who is commenter mitchelll, and more important, how soon can he marry me?
I wish Bravo had drawn a bubble over Jenni's head so we could actually see the "lalalalalalala I can't hear you, a**hole" she has to focus on every time Jeff opens his mouth.
I hate myself but: He's right. She screwed up twice. He's right to be angry.
I adore that he prepares her for it...and Mitchelll is hystericalll.
Jeff does have (for once) something of a valid point, however:
1. I always love it when people on reality tv shows proclaim the need and importance of privacy in their lives.
2. If his credit cards and other info is so important, when is it in an unlocked drawer instead of secured in a wall safe? Why wasn't his wallet with him? After all he was driving--shouldn't his wallet, credit card, etc. be with him?
3. The contractor was presumably someone he knows and trusted (at least until the contractor sees this scene) since he was already in Jeff's office and therefore available to look for the address book. Why would Jennie's giving him permission to open the drawer suddenly make him more likley to snoop? The contractor apparently already had the opportunity.
4. And finally, while it's fun tv to have an attractive, but psychotic asshole for a boss, and it would be hard to give up a job (and t.v. time) in this economy, no person who wasn't desperate for fame and/or a complete doormat (which considering the ex she probably is) would continue to work for him
"Why would Jennie's giving him permission to open the drawer suddenly make him more likley to snoop?"
It would me.
I don't have time to book a session wth my therapist, I have to take my cat to the acupuncturist.
I'd be sure to watch a new show "Jeff Tries To Find A New Assistant"
"no person who wasn't desperate for fame and/or a complete doormat (which considering the ex she probably is) would continue to work for him"
She is paid by Bravo to be on the show.
Well! Look at Jeff Lewis already stirring up controversy.
Mitchellllllll, I would be in the audience, screaming for blood. Winner to take on the team of Tamra and Vicki.
Y'all are some sick mofos, and I love it.
OR:
Jeff vs. Kim: The 2009 Wig-Off. (Who can grab whose off first?)
Damn, he is such an ass! I'm sure they kissed and made up over some to go burritos.
And I think J doll has had a little work done. She looks different to me.
I think Jeff needs to get laid!
i think 'wig' stands for 'wigger', which i haven't heard in a long time...but i'm losing my touch. anyhoo, wigger is a white person who wants to be black, or is just into black entertainment, speech, etc. not an actual wig. bless her heart. girlfriend needs a job just like the rest of us. and emotionally, girl was down on her knees at that point, ya dig? that's called handling your business.
tb--
It's not wordplay. Jeff wears a wig.
I love the look Jenni is giving as she gives her heartfelt apology, classic.
anon: thanks for checking me on that. so the layers of madness are deeper than i thought.