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    Jul262009

    How to Get Shit Done

    Watch and learn, my friends. This is how true professionals conduct business:

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    My favorite parts: "I AM A TOP LEVEL EXECUTIVE" and "Who gonna check me, boo?"  I can't wait to start incorporating both of those phrases into my life. 

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    Reader Comments (17)

    Can you translate this conversation: what does it actually mean if one is going to "get checked"? And what does it mean when she calls him "boo"? Is she trying to scare him? And does Sheree ever hear herself speak -- "ax"? WTF? She ax him something and then the party planner said he ax Sheree something. They sound like po country folk, not the "classy" lady & her business associates that she claims to be.

    July 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterEC

    Omg, Ax ax axed. So very executive of them. That's it. I've gotta go check someone. I'm out.

    July 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterElena's Custom Designs

    Hang on. Besides all the obvious "wrong" happening here... who commissions a poem to be written about themselves??!!! Why doesn't she just write it herself and ax someone else to read it? Because really, who better than Sheree to tell the world how fableeous Sheree is?

    July 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterTracy

    Waaaiiiiit a freaking minute here. Isn't Sheree roughly 30 years too late for her My Super Sweet Sixteen party? A helicopter? A poem? Being carried in to her party??? Is she supposed to come out to the parking lot later to be presented with her White Escalade?

    July 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSusannah

    Nothing shadier than a person who does not remove their shades during an indoor meeting (that SHE requested none-the-less!) Ugh, her vocabulary and indignant attitude only prove that even though she has a fantastic Channel bag; Sheree is nothing more than a ghetto rat.

    July 28, 2009 | Unregistered Commenter~M

    their shoulder chips were having it out. je-SUS! they are both pretty pathetic and need to ax somebody.

    I ax where does she get her money? where ever she gets her money is where she gets her attitude, did her fashion line take off and no body knows abut it? she is so rude, and tries to be sophisticated and "REAL" and whats with these self glorifying parties she throws

    now check me boo!

    July 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterRebecca

    OMG...can you believe a grown woman talks to people like this...hang on, I need to go check me boo...HAHAHAH!!!!!

    July 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterKara Boehm

    OMG! I am dealing with a man just like this guy... bad attitude, bad grammar and all! He has all of these huge ideas and then can't carry them out because he's a "big picture" person. Since I am chair of the board where he works, I ax questions and he gets all circle, snap, you need to respek me in my face. I just resigned from said board. Ax me if I care!

    July 28, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterpigtown design

    Lord have Mercy...

    July 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSpryOnTheWall

    "now check me boo" and "ax me if I care" -- I am peeing in my PANTS.

    July 28, 2009 | Registered CommenterSGM

    When the phrase "and the ladies dropping rose petals at your feet" was uttered, my eyes fell out and my eyebrows disappeared completely into my hair. And that was, what, 30 seconds in?

    July 28, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterStacy

    These people make my blood pressure go up.

    Rose petals, helicopters and poems??!! Oh, my gawd. Somebody did not get held as a child.

    July 29, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterhello gorgeous

    This party sounds like Starr Jones' wedding to that gay guy.

    July 29, 2009 | Unregistered Commenteranonymous

    I am so disturbed, I don't know who I'm more embarrassed for...Sheree or Boo, the TLE. OMG it is frightening...a POET?!

    July 29, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterThe Lil Bee

    Maybe they mean "Check me for moles that may be pre-cancerous" or "check me for ticks that could transmit Lyme Disease."

    Cannot wait to hear that poem...

    July 31, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterBlisterina

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